back to article APPLE set to Air PLUS-SIZED iPAD – claims mag

Apple is in the final stages of designing a 12-inch iPad as big as a dinner plate, it has been claimed. A Japanese magazine called MacOtakara has published blueprints for a device it called the "iPad Air Plus", which will be a bigger version of the world's most famous fondleslab. It will feature a 12.2-inch display and an A9 …

  1. SuperTim
    Coat

    A plate of...

    Chips...geddit? Chips...like silicon chips....Huh? Huh?....

    I'll get me coat...

    1. GreggS

      Re: A plate of...

      Humble pie?

      1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: A plate of...

        I have a bit of 12in vinyl by a band called 'Humble Pie'

  2. tony
    Happy

    They've got it backwards...

    ..I'd use a 12" (+) iPhone but I'm after a <3" iPad

  3. PCS

    ...although El Reg's hardened rumour wranglers weren't entirely convinced by its "reliable sources".

    That's never bothered you in the past!

  4. Malcolm 5

    I am wondering what other size 12" iPads are possible? ("Apple is in the final stages of designing a 12-inch iPad as big as a dinner plate")

  5. Blergh
    Coat

    Dinner Plates

    "Apple is in the final stages of designing a 12-inch iPad as big as a dinner plate"

    Does that mean it's going to be round?

    1. frank ly
      Coat

      Re: Dinner Plates

      If it was round, then it wouldn't have corners. I don't know where I'm going with this ......

      1. Khaptain Silver badge

        Re: Dinner Plates

        A plate has only one eternal corner, I don't know if the patent covers any less than 4.

      2. Meerkatjie

        Re: Dinner Plates

        If it's round then it has one looooong rounded corner

  6. ravenviz Silver badge
    Coat

    .

    Buggy sauce anyone?

  7. JDX Gold badge

    a 12-inch iPad as big as a dinner plate

    Glad El Reg clarified this because I was about to say that if a 12" plate is standard, no wonder obesity is such a problem.

  8. Michael Thibault
    Joke

    >What reliable sauces would you use?

    My first thought was to proffer "open sauce", but that's not going to happen--for various reasons--so.... never mind that.

  9. xyz Silver badge

    ah c'mon

    It's got to be called the maxi pad...apologies Always!

  10. Ken Rennoldson
    Coat

    Roast Pork....

    ... with Apple Sauce!

  11. Gis Bun

    Soon you will need one of those travel carts on wheels to haul the 25" iPad that would be rumored to be coming out as reported by a magazine in Antarctica....

  12. NeilMc

    what about these..........

    12in Golden Delicious?

    12in Granny Smith?

    12in Allen's Everlasting Apple?

    12in American Mother Apple...................no really it exists....... ;-)

    12in Api Apple....

    12in Jersey Mac Apple ...... again really exists....

    12in Jonafree Apple.... for all you sailor types out there

    bored no but you get the drift..

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    a round tablet...

    Why do tablet screen need to be square or oblong - why not a round one? No problems with orientation then.

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