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The advent of Snapchat's new mobile micropayments system, Snapcash, has spawned a new business sector: users who are keen to get paid in cold hard cash for their amateur porn efforts. The Reg has found several wannabe blue movie stars who have offered to expose their most intimate parts in exchange for donations via Snapcash, …

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  1. Khaptain
    Coat

    Safe replys

    Let me see your big knob, [sends picture of round door handle]

    Let me see your tits, [sends pic of garden winged variety]

    Let's do it bareback, [sends pic of horse without saddle]

    I'm into bondage, [sends pic Mr James Bonds DB9]

    I'm into fisting [sends pic of veterinaire artificially inseminating cow]

    1. wowfood

      Re: Safe replys

      I'm feeling horny [send picture of horned animal of choice]

      I want to see your pussy [send picture of feline]

      I want to see your ass [send picture of a donkey]

      1. frank ly

        Re: Safe replys

        Do you want to see pictures of my wife riding the pink pony? [We used an approved vegetable based dye, of course.]

  2. Valeyard

    um...

    you negotiate a fee for one or more pictures, the money is exchanged between client and model and the pictures are sent. After ten seconds, they largely disappear forever and both parties remain satisfied.

    10 seconds?

    that's not a lot of satisfaction per second compared to free, how could that ever sound like a good idea?

    i can just imagine a new sport in racing against the timer!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: um...

      10 seconds?

      Yeah, like anyone is going to last that long! Rip Off!!!

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    New business sector?

    I never thought a reg staffer had lived a sheltered life before this moment.

  4. thomas k.

    Just the tip!

    I promise!

    1. Empty1
      Paris Hilton

      Re: Just the tip!

      "and help me expand my clientele" fnarrr

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    hmmm

    Have you paid for any sexy selfies using Snapcash? Are you offering any? Get in touch and let us know.

    Make sure to enclose any photos you may of screen grabbed to errr.... verify the information supplied.

  6. Velv
    Coat

    Why is that when a man sends naughty pictures to a woman its sexual harassment, but when a woman sends a man naughty pictures it's 15 tokens each?

    1. Crazy Operations Guy

      Consent.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    in this new internet era (area)

    can we, like, have a compulsory tax system replaced by voluntary contributions? I'm sure the honourable gentlemen on the left, right, and in the middle, would be in favour!

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That’s not a conversation you have with the spouse and kids around the dinner table."

    that's why it's been re-named "adult enterntainment industry", innit? So that the spouse and wife don't need to pretend they're shocked. Or jelous.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: That’s not a conversation you have with the spouse and kids around the dinner table."

      You forgot to add " Or porn stars."

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: That’s not a conversation you have with the spouse and kids around the dinner table."

        Actually, I don't see why not. I had much that conversation back in the early 00's when we considered with a friend investing into online porn. From the little research we did (I can see your comments coming from a mile here :) ), we were not entirely satisfied as regards the safety and dignity of the models' working conditions so we let that pass. But the conversation was had, after all it is just another legitimate business--the rest is all down to your cultural background, and I respect people who may not be comfortable with this, same as those who may not want to invest on other quite legal businesses such as defence, genetic research, etc. Horses for courses, let's just all get along, and all that.

  9. sysconfig
    Pint

    Wasn't Snapchat the respectable company which...

    ...not too long ago got repeated heads-ups from security researchers about their gaping security holes? Didn't they then talk it down just to get bitten by it big time just a couple of days later, revealing information that wasn't meant to be seen by those who lifted it? And then, shortly after, they were still talking the issue down?

    Yeah, sure, let me give you my credit card details right now!

    Pint of beer icon, because I'm looking forward to the headlines already...

    1. Risky

      Re: Wasn't Snapchat the respectable company which...

      ...........we assumed was principally used by teenaged exhibitionists.

      Did that really pass as respectable?

  10. Elmer Phud

    SnatchChat?

    1. Khaptain

      SnapASnatch

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Amateur

    As far as I remember, once you are paid for something you cease to be an amateur and are a professional. Or have things changed since I learnt English?

  12. Crazy Operations Guy

    valued at up to $10bn but has yet to turn a profit.

    So is this what capitalism has become? People throwing money at something that has yet to find a reasonable way to make a profit?

    1. riparian zone

      Re: valued at up to $10bn but has yet to turn a profit.

      woo! dotcom bubble anyone? anyone?

  13. Crazy Operations Guy

    Why?

    Did Paypal and all porn sites disappear off the internet while I wasn't paying attention?

  14. earl grey
    Joke

    netflix is not the biggest part of the web

    Porn spurts well ahead.

  15. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

    If there was anyone left doubting that Snapchat's business model was entirely built around nude selfies, this should fix it.

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