back to article Lindsay Lohan ignores El Reg's tender twitterly advances

We're distraught to report that thesp Lindsay Lohan has ignored a recent Twitter request for a few words on our Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) mission - the audacious namesake ballocket initiative which will see her moniker written gloriously across the stratosphere. Our tweet to Lindsay Lohan No doubt Ms Lohan …

  1. Khaptain Silver badge

    Give her a little bit more time

    Apparently, the bars and the cells in her neighbourhood have very poor 3g reception.

  2. 2460 Something
    Paris Hilton


    I guess that's one way to tenuously link a half naked Lohan onto the reg...

    Paris .. well .. same category as Lohan.

    1. Lester Haines (Written by Reg staff) Gold badge

      Re: Really?

      When you think of another way, let us know.

      1. hplasm

        Re: Really?

        "When you think of another way, let us know.2

        how about ----- >

  3. Mtech25

    Don't worry El Reg

    We have all been ignored by the pretty popular girls, unless of course they need there computer fixed.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    It'd be a classy touch from her just to say something. Even 'Piss off and stop bothering me, or I get a restraining order' would be a start.

  5. Longrod_von_Hugendong

    Really? no response...

    I cannot figure out why....

    oh sorry, yes I can.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Maybe if any references to "tabernae" was removed...

    ... although I'm not sure Ms. Lohan understand what it means. Otherwise she maybe would find new places where to destroy herself, even in some time travels...

  7. 404

    Well... I heard....

    ...that she wants to be a princess like Middleton and has set her sights on Prince Harry.

    Maybe you can do a little pimping... I mean horsetrading... wink wink.


  8. envmod

    I know her, I'll have a word.

    1. NumptyScrub

      Don't mention the PANTS, it might scare her off ^^;

      1. Martin Budden Silver badge

        Scare her PANTS off? I didn't think that was necessary.

  9. Goobertee

    Thank you to the sponsors

    I'd like to thank the people who are providing the support--money, equipment, and brains--for this effort. When I first saw it, I thought it was just somebody's weekend project, but reading more and seeing the comments of Lester Haines and others, I've found it to be much more serious. (And as a longtime Linux user and user of Samba, adding Andrew Tridgell to the mix definitely added to its status.)

    Anyway, thank you to all the people who are making this possible.

    1. unitron

      Re: Thank you to the sponsors

      If Tridge is involved, why isn't this being publicized to TiVo owners?

      Say at, or in the discussion forums,

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Slow news day?

    See above

    1. Lester Haines (Written by Reg staff) Gold badge

      Re: Slow news day?

      Yes. Now bugger off.

  11. unitron

    No doubt Ms. Lohan's advisors...

    ...on the subject of chemical dependencies have advised her to steer entirely clear of enablers such as you lot.

    : - )

    1. Anonymous Coward

      Re: No doubt Ms. Lohan's advisors...

      Hey, I resent the implication that we are only enablers of intoxication, instead of providing active encouragement!

      Chug!, Chug!!, Chug!!!

  12. Anonymous Coward

    LiLo is in "Speed the Plow"?

    Definitely a step up from when she was just into speed and blow!!

    (Hope you keep it together, Lindsay!)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: LiLo is in "Speed the Plow"?

      Definitely a step up from when she was just into speed and blow!!

      Is that the best you can do with that material? I'd give her a very speedy plow.

    2. Wzrd1 Silver badge

      Re: LiLo is in "Speed the Plow"?

      Really, if that is the best you can do...

      I quite enjoyed seeing a *lot* of her in The Canyons.

      I'll give due that she did a good job in that production, especially considering the challenging environment.*

      We'll see if she rises to stardom again or falls into substance abuse again.

      *The Canyons had the male lead that is a porn star in the real world. Needless to say, she freaked out on a couple of scenes and had a director with an extremely firm hand. Said director explained it to her quite kindly, "If you screw *this* one up, you are done forever in this town."

      He was speaking the rather unpleasant truth to the young woman.

      Still, nice body, good acting. Not my type though, my type is largely in museums and labeled various dinosaurian names. ;)

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