ePassport to Transnistria: NEXTIFYING the Nation State with BONG

[The story so far: Bong has summoned the world's most sought after enterpreneurs and thinkfluencers to Transnistria for the first Disruptive Mindfulness Unsummit. But... why?] The sea of mud stretched in every direction. Ancient, rusty Soviet tractor parts mocked us with their silent tales of record-breaking production …

[Mage]

Um ...

For once I'm rendered speechless. At 300fps.

[Anonymous Coward]

Raining on parade

Wikitravel suggests that Transnistria has a functioning KGB police force, a mildly corrupt but official bureaucracy, a nice line in local brandy and a strong Russian Mafia presence. It might not be Bong's best port of call.

Yalta, now...

[Denarius]

Re: Raining on parade

sounds perfect after he meets the local strong men. This is satire, right ?

[Anonymous Coward]

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I suggest the author consult The Richest Nation to see images of daily life that make Transnistria seem possitively well developed.

[Chewborg]

In awe

Subliminal, at its best

[Sorry that handle is already taken.]

Hibernetic

Is that like when Arnold Schwarzenegger sleeps?

[Anonymous Coward]

Chicken

Reminds me of Sunday Lunch