back to article ePassport to Transnistria: NEXTIFYING the Nation State with BONG

[The story so far: Bong has summoned the world's most sought after enterpreneurs and thinkfluencers to Transnistria for the first Disruptive Mindfulness Unsummit. But... why?] The sea of mud stretched in every direction. Ancient, rusty Soviet tractor parts mocked us with their silent tales of record-breaking production …

  1. Mage Silver badge

    Um ...

    For once I'm rendered speechless. At 300fps.

  2. Anonymous Coward
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    Raining on parade

    Wikitravel suggests that Transnistria has a functioning KGB police force, a mildly corrupt but official bureaucracy, a nice line in local brandy and a strong Russian Mafia presence. It might not be Bong's best port of call.

    Yalta, now...

    1. Denarius Silver badge

      Re: Raining on parade

      sounds perfect after he meets the local strong men. This is satire, right ?

  3. Anonymous Coward
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    This advertorial was brought to you by the US Department of Defense Democracy(tm) Imposition Unit.

    I suggest the author consult The Richest Nation to see images of daily life that make Transnistria seem possitively well developed.

  4. Chewborg
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    In awe

    Subliminal, at its best

  5. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge

    Hibernetic

    Is that like when Arnold Schwarzenegger sleeps?

  6. Anonymous Coward
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    Chicken

    Reminds me of Sunday Lunch

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