“Hands are made* to shake hands, not for bending,” he advised.
I think Uri Geller would have something to say about that...
The head of Apple partner Foxconn has blamed the flexible iPhone 6 scandal — now using the grimly predictable suffix "gate" — on nasty, gossiping rivals. "Bendgate" video bloggers claim the new iPhone, when strapped to fanbois' thighs, has been losing its shape quicker than Man Utd's back four. CEO Terry Gou maintains that …
Ill throw it in the ring.
Where bending is concerned we know from The Matrix that it isnt the spoon bending only ourselves. Which leads to the conclusion...there is no spoon. If theres no spoon theres no iPhone 6.
Based on theory that its a lie (there is no spoon) and that the cake is also a lie...am I right in thinking that the none existant iPhone 6 is made of cake? Or is it made of spoons because it bends? Or us because we're the spoon?
The iPhone is made of either people, spoons or cake.
Someone help me work this out!
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