And Would You Like....
The $949 model turns into $1,400 by the time you add on AppleCare and charging cords.
One can surely marvel at Apple's overall ability to suck dollars out of users, but it still staggers me to realize how many of them are still buying Extended Warranties.
Even the most uninformed shopper these days knows that such things are primarily just a very large profit margin for the companies selling them; predicated on the assumption that a) most of a particular product won't fail, or b) most of a particular product's purchasers can't or won't bother to try and claim money from it.
But hey, once you've paid them just shy of a grand, what another $100 for the privilege of paying them another $79 if you break it?.