As big as a house
Claims that a dinosaur had been found which was as big as a house have elicited comments from prestigious scientific associations in England
North Wigan Palaeontology Society
"This is clearly an uninteresting find. An animal the size of a 2-bed terraced house in Wigan is nothing to get excited about."
Her Majesty's Paleontologist Royal
"If the claims of its being as large as one of one's houses are true, then this is a most unprecedented discovery which will revolutionise the field of paleontology."
Tetley Chair of Paleontology, University of Michael Mouse, London
"That beast must have been capable of drinking a lot of tea! I wonder what size teacups they had in those days..."