1. Bradley Hardleigh-Hadderchance

    Bjarne Stroustrup's haircut!


    It's kind of special, ain't it?

    Whatever your thoughts on C vs C++, it's hard not to admire this mans bonce!

    It's almost as if he is a top dog crack crazed killer for a motorbike gang, and no one feels like mentioning to the 'Don' that well, a trip to the local hairdresser might be good for personal moral.

    What do I know? I bet Bjarne gets all the **** he can handle. A Boss, as they say.

    Sighs of "OOhhhh Mr. Stroustrup, you _REALLY_ do know how to code!".

    Bjarne: "Better believe it bitch! And stop running your fingers through what is left of my hair. I don't want it to get messed up! I have a photoshoot tomorrow for my new book on 'Why C is not as good as C++', and I need to look my worst".

    (Moans of "Peak!", "Poke!". If then, if not, go to....Now then Now then!)


  2. Bradley Hardleigh-Hadderchance

    Cradle this thought for a minute

    Imagine Steve Ballmer with this haircut!

    Now put that thought out of your mind if you can. And sleep tight.

  3. Roo

    Ballmer 0, Stroustrup 3 (HT)

    I have to say that Bjarne's choice of face furniture is awful. He carries off the 70s badman speed wasted biker look far better without the inverse Dama Edna effect spectacles.

    1. Bradley Hardleigh-Hadderchance

      Re: Ballmer 0, Stroustrup 3 (HT)

      Got it in one, my son.

      If Bjarne could only hook up with John Le Carre's eyebrows, now that would be special. Super Bond Villain. He could just sit there and stroke a laptop or something for extra psycho effect.

      Muttering under his breath: 'Compile my lovely! Compile!'.

      (If you haven't seen John Le Carre's eyebrows, you owe it to yourself to google search now.)

      Same league.

      Ballmer 0, Stroustrup 3 (HT) - Pitch invasion by Le Carre who is also naked and streaking, just to show off his eyebrows a bit more. Even Stroustrup doesn't want to tackle him, Brian.

  4. Small Cog

    Very similar to Doc from "Back To The Future" :)

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