Feeling my age..
I'd really, really like a 'phone that just does voice calls and SMS, with a decent phyical keyboard (can be QWERTY, A-Z or Keybee, so long as it;s not that horrid 3 letters per key you get on small phones). If I want computer functions in something I carry around with me, I'll buy a flipping computer, thank you very much, and one with a decent operating system, which definitely leaves out Android, IMHO.
Never would have thought thirty years ago that I'd be feeling so jaded and UN-excited by technology; smartphones and tablets have got the kind of processing power I dreamed of being able to put in my handbag when I was in my twenties, but dear me, I really didn't imagine the durned things would be this dreadful and annoying when they finally came to be. I did try an Android tablet back at Android 2.1 (a cheap Kogan, I can;t afford the better stuff), and rapidly came to the conclusion it seemed like a nightmarish version of Linux done about as badly as it's humanly possible to, with least consideration for the users wants and needs. At which point I switched the wireless off, and it's simply been a portable media player ever since. I'm not letting it near the internet ever again.
Sigh.. time to book my spot in the Rest Home for Grumpy Old Biddies methinks.
Oh - and can Google be done for fasle advertising - 'we are not evil'? pah! (mutter grumble, slouches off..)