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I know it's Friday, but some of us have bosses who go to Church and stuff (weird, I know).
From frightening-looking prototype to reality: Fleshlight has at last, er, released its iPad faux-rifice. According to its blurb, the coyly named LaunchPAD offers a "whole new perspective on masturbation..." "Annual tablet sales are now surpassing the number of PC sales with an estimated 70 million iPads being sold across the …
Yes -- a night at the opera, a fine dinner, back to the mansion, change into an exquisite robe, get some expensive cognac and select one Fleshlight -- rather, ask Jarbas to lube up Number 73 for tonight. Cinnamon-scented vaseline, I think.
Did the same thing myself, many years ago, then got the idea to add a phono plug to it and write chat software that produced DTMF tones. Worked over the phone or the Internet.
First prototype used a simple, small switching transistor instead of a MOSFET, which promptly exploded the first time the toy turned on. (Who knew a simple battery-powered vibrator consumed six watts of power?)
More recently, I've connected an Arduino to a MOSFET and a Neurosky EEG chip, to make a vibe that works on brainwaves. Works really well, and it's even more hands-free than this iPad nonsense.
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Ah, here it is..