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Make no mistake: the game has changed and if you're not on board the ultra engagement bus, then you'll be yesterday before it's tomorrow. That's the astounding message from a video designed to attract world-weary media types to the Creative Fuel Conference, set to redefine paradigms in Sydney on 28 July. Doubtless corpora …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Relativistic Bus

    From the video:

    "It's like, if you're on a bus moving at the speed of light, then, you have to be, like, ahead of the bus now. You're like, waiting to catch the bus."

    But if the bus driver turned on the headlights, would anything happen?

    1. frank ly

      Re: Relativistic Bus

      " ... would anything happen?"

      Only if there was anyone outside the bus to observe it happening.

    2. Joefish
      Paris Hilton

      Re: Relativistic Bus

      The bus has a driver?

      Wow, you're like, totally retroid.

  2. MatsSvensson

    I ,for one, welcome our new 3D-printed quad-copter overlords.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      +1

      For the correct use of "quad-copter".

    2. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

      Hold on a moment

      The FAA/CAA/NSA/GCHQ/etc will be calling around soon.

      If you don't have the requisite licenses for this kit, you are sure to be grounded in a load of red-tape.

      I saw one notice in the US recently stating

      NO QUADCOPTERS, Drones or other powered flying devices allowed within 10 miles of this facility.

      Penalty fines $50,000-$100,000.

      Ironically, the sign was peppered with buckshot.

      Perhaps the cloud has already burst on these things?

    3. Crisp

      I for one wont be satisfied until there's an OCTO-copter version of this thing.

      How am I supposed to deliver printed death from above with only four copters?

  3. Chris G Silver badge

    Not sure

    I understood any of the MTV style soundbiteblarb but I think a bunch of airhead Aussie corporate admen want to deliver tickets with a techietoy?

    I did hear the word vacuous though which pretty much does the job.

    The trouble with Ad types is they have a habit of believing the crap hype they spout.

  4. Sampler

    BUT!

    Does it use a raspberry pi?

  5. DainB Bronze badge

    Honey, flying lawnmower just delivered something to our door, can't see what it is, closer, closer, cl...

  6. frank ly
    Happy

    Wonderful

    I wish more people could be this creative.

  7. jake Silver badge

    Pull!

    My airspace, my rules.

    More seriously, what does this kind of thing have to do with "creative fuels"?

    1. Elmer Phud

      Re: Pull!

      "My airspace, my rules."

      Ah, go fly a kite -- or rather a stack of them with some nice modern line attatched.

      There is always an analogue solution.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Pull!

      My airspace, my rules.

      Not so much.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Facepalm

    Do some Commentards not get the joke?

    Some of the comments here are either incredibly deadpan, or they've completely failed to grasp that this video is a joke taking the piss out of the advertising industry. No, it doesn't have anything (directly) to do with creative fields; it's intended to be a bit of humorous viral marketing. I can't believe something so obvious needs pointing out...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Do some Commentards not get the joke?

      Thank you. I have become so cynical of terms used in the description I hadn't even watched the video as my "Normal Bullshit" lights were flashing so bright I could see past them.

      Man this is no normal bull this is exceptional stuff so advanced it is high fiving itself coming back, and i don't think i have to say how excited I am about it.

      Thanks again Credas, I might have missed out watching the video if not for you.

      (that is actaully serious)

      1. BorkedAgain

        Re: Do some Commentards not get the joke?

        I saw this the other day, and had to really concentrate to figure out whether it was a piss-take or not. It's gotten pretty sad that it's so hard to tell these days...

        Oh, and "...so advanced it is high fiving itself coming back..." - nice. Borrowing that, if you don't mind... ;)

    2. VinceH
      Facepalm

      Re: Do some Commentards not get the joke?

      " I can't believe something so obvious needs pointing out..."

      I was thinking that as I read the comments so far - but then I remembered it's Monday morning, so perhaps people can be excused.

    3. NP-Hardass
      Facepalm

      Re: Do some Commentards not get the joke?

      I get it, but I feel like I lost a few brain cells from watching it

  9. JennyL
    Joke

    Meh...

    ...Anything that isn't wearable is *so* 2013 :)

  10. stucs201

    How high does it go?

    Needs to be able to reach a Cloud surely?

  11. James Wheeler

    Why in Oz and not in Shoreditch?

    Steve Bong must be spinning in his sensory deprivation tank.

  12. roger stillick
    Happy

    "Does it Work ? Ans: No" Sez it all... Exquisite OZ Satire !!

    Watched the video, many beer bottles in the boardroom... HeHe...

    IMHO= this is the funniest stuff seen yet this year...RS.

  13. tekHedd

    Penultimate

    The "ultimate tech-gasm" is a 3d printer design that allows you to 3d-print more 3d-printers.

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