Strategy Boutique ultimate 'tech'-gasm: 3D printer drone GoPro vid stream QR code

Make no mistake: the game has changed and if you're not on board the ultra engagement bus, then you'll be yesterday before it's tomorrow. That's the astounding message from a video designed to attract world-weary media types to the Creative Fuel Conference, set to redefine paradigms in Sydney on 28 July. Doubtless corpora …

[Anonymous Coward]

Relativistic Bus

From the video:

"It's like, if you're on a bus moving at the speed of light, then, you have to be, like, ahead of the bus now. You're like, waiting to catch the bus."

But if the bus driver turned on the headlights, would anything happen?

[frank ly]

Re: Relativistic Bus

" ... would anything happen?"

Only if there was anyone outside the bus to observe it happening.

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: Relativistic Bus

The bus has a driver?

Wow, you're like, totally retroid.

[MatsSvensson]

I ,for one, welcome our new 3D-printed quad-copter overlords.

[Anonymous Coward]

+1

For the correct use of "quad-copter".

[Steve Davies 3]

Hold on a moment

The FAA/CAA/NSA/GCHQ/etc will be calling around soon.

If you don't have the requisite licenses for this kit, you are sure to be grounded in a load of red-tape.

I saw one notice in the US recently stating

NO QUADCOPTERS, Drones or other powered flying devices allowed within 10 miles of this facility.

Penalty fines $50,000-$100,000.

Ironically, the sign was peppered with buckshot.

Perhaps the cloud has already burst on these things?

[Crisp]

I for one wont be satisfied until there's an OCTO-copter version of this thing.

How am I supposed to deliver printed death from above with only four copters?

[Chris G]

Not sure

I understood any of the MTV style soundbiteblarb but I think a bunch of airhead Aussie corporate admen want to deliver tickets with a techietoy?

I did hear the word vacuous though which pretty much does the job.

The trouble with Ad types is they have a habit of believing the crap hype they spout.

[Sampler]

BUT!

Does it use a raspberry pi?

[DainB]

Honey, flying lawnmower just delivered something to our door, can't see what it is, closer, closer, cl...

[frank ly]

Wonderful

I wish more people could be this creative.

[jake]

Pull!

My airspace, my rules.

More seriously, what does this kind of thing have to do with "creative fuels"?

[Elmer Phud]

Re: Pull!

"My airspace, my rules."

Ah, go fly a kite -- or rather a stack of them with some nice modern line attatched.

There is always an analogue solution.

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: Pull!

My airspace, my rules.

Not so much.

[Anonymous Coward]

Do some Commentards not get the joke?

Some of the comments here are either incredibly deadpan, or they've completely failed to grasp that this video is a joke taking the piss out of the advertising industry. No, it doesn't have anything (directly) to do with creative fields; it's intended to be a bit of humorous viral marketing. I can't believe something so obvious needs pointing out...

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: Do some Commentards not get the joke?

Thank you. I have become so cynical of terms used in the description I hadn't even watched the video as my "Normal Bullshit" lights were flashing so bright I could see past them.

Man this is no normal bull this is exceptional stuff so advanced it is high fiving itself coming back, and i don't think i have to say how excited I am about it.

Thanks again Credas, I might have missed out watching the video if not for you.

(that is actaully serious)

[BorkedAgain]

Re: Do some Commentards not get the joke?

I saw this the other day, and had to really concentrate to figure out whether it was a piss-take or not. It's gotten pretty sad that it's so hard to tell these days...

Oh, and "...so advanced it is high fiving itself coming back..." - nice. Borrowing that, if you don't mind... ;)

[VinceH]

Re: Do some Commentards not get the joke?

" I can't believe something so obvious needs pointing out..."

I was thinking that as I read the comments so far - but then I remembered it's Monday morning, so perhaps people can be excused.

[NP-Hardass]

Re: Do some Commentards not get the joke?

I get it, but I feel like I lost a few brain cells from watching it

[JennyL]

Meh...

...Anything that isn't wearable is *so* 2013 :)

[stucs201]

How high does it go?

Needs to be able to reach a Cloud surely?

[James Wheeler]

Why in Oz and not in Shoreditch?

Steve Bong must be spinning in his sensory deprivation tank.

[roger stillick]

"Does it Work ? Ans: No" Sez it all... Exquisite OZ Satire !!

Watched the video, many beer bottles in the boardroom... HeHe...

IMHO= this is the funniest stuff seen yet this year...RS.

[tekHedd]

Penultimate

The "ultimate tech-gasm" is a 3d printer design that allows you to 3d-print more 3d-printers.