SMS EMERGENCY UPDATE
Shark Mitigation Systems, in partnership with Google Plus and Optus want you to know that shark has been detected within 10m of your present location. Google Plus indicates you have zero (0) people from your Circles within shouting distance. SMS has sent a message to everyone in your Google Plus Circles indicating your current location and that you will shortly be attacked by a shark. You will receive a 15% discount on emergency medical services if someone from your Circles informs [Hospital] of your imminent arrival.
This message was delivered to you by Optus Telecom and will not be calculated in your message or data allowances. Thank you for being eaten.