Booking tickets for St. Patricks day in Arlington VA.
A Virginian earned herself a cuffing last Saturday night after allegedly rolling up at a cop shop both drunk and in the buff, demanding to see her incarcerated hubby. Maura Fussell poses for an Arlington County Police mugshot According to this report, 26-year-old Maura Fussell, of Reston, arrived at Arlington Magistrate’s …
May I propose a mild edit for scansion?
"A lady named Maura Fussell
Had a husband locked up in a cell"
Limericks can be a bit irregular but the first line usually has 8,9 or 10 syllables, with 8 being commonest, and as your last line (which is a good one) has 9, so should the second.
Of course, you can always tell me to take a running jump and land on my ars poetica.
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