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Apple has taken the unprecedented step of touting its wares on a third party e-commerce platform in a bid to step up sales in China, with the launch of a TMall storefront. A spokesperson for parent company Alibaba confirmed to The Reg that the Apple Store at apple.tmall.com is an official Cupertino venture. The news comes on …

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  1. chr0m4t1c

    Hang on...

    Isn't the real story here the fact that Apple responded to a question from El Reg?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Hang on...

      I think the response was from alibaba not Apple.

      The only reason the question was asked is because there's more fakes available on alibaba than eBay.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    iPad Air

    According to Google's translation of apple.tmall.com...

    "iPad Air

    Is what they want, but

    they can not think."

    The Chinese once again demonstrating their wisdom.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Trollface

    "Apple lifts skirt, flashes leg at shoppers on Chinese web mall"

    This headline style is getting almost as tired as "<company> fluffs cloud..."

    How about some other sexually suggestive options for variety?

    "Apple removes bra, flashes nipples at shoppers on Chinese web mall"

    "Apple removes knickers, waves minge at shoppers on Chinese web mall"

    Or perhaps we shouldn't be too sexist on ElReg?

    "Apple removes jocks, waves cock at shoppers on Chinese web mall"

    "Apple moons shoppers on Chinese web mall"

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