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This was the week when Dell received a flood of complaints about the fact that its Latitude 6430u Ultrabook literally stinks. The whiffy laptops were shipped out to users smelling distinctly of feline urine. Owners took to Dell's support forums to start complaining: So a few weeks ago I got a new Lattitude 6430u for work. …


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  1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

    change the world and toss off the devil.

    I can't help feeling there are probably (NSFW) websites already dedicated to that practice.

    1. Thecowking

      Re: change the world and toss off the devil.

      I can only hope that my subconscious doesn't latch onto that image, or pizza will forever spell a night of terror.

    2. jaduncan

      Re: change the world and toss off the devil.

      "Now, you've had a lot of offers of souls. Just wait a moment and listen to this option..."

      1. bristolmoose

        Re: change the world and toss off the devil.

        I think that chap speaks for all our souls.

  2. Mage Silver badge


    Never a truer word.

    Full of Sic.

  3. Lamont Cranston

    Toss off the devil?

    And there was I, trying to learn the fiddle - the manual dexterity won't go to waste, at least.

  4. Michael H.F. Wilkinson


    Just, hilarious! He probably was inspired by all the daemons in his system

    1. tony2heads

      Re: Hilarious

      The symbol of FreeBSD

      1. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

        Re: Hilarious

        The symbol of FreeBSD

        And of his father BSD before him.

  5. nsld
    Paris Hilton

    knocking juan out for satan

    "I am a young Holy Man who is beginning my mission to change the world and toss off the devil."

    Nice to see that he is helping Satan to stave of RSI and blindness!

    Paris, she has been know to punch the Spaniard.....

  6. Dangermouse 1

    "Punch the Spaniard"

    As it's nearly the weekend, how about a few more euphemisms? :D

    Make the bald man cry

    Take Captain Picard to warp speed

    Hand to gland combat

    Shaking hands with the unemployed

    A big date with Rosie Palms

    1. swschrad

      hot date with Ms. DOS

      let me make your weekend complete: Int51

  7. John Smith 19 Gold badge

    Built in China per chance?

    Just wondering....

    A cold night.

    A corner of a Chinese factory stock area.

    An unsecured door.

    A bunch of stray moggies and......

    1. M Gale

      Re: Built in China per chance?

      I'm thinking more "ammonia-based cleaning solution", but.. yeah, stray lolcats is a funnier idea.

      I can has potty training?

  8. Tom 35

    Windows 8 is based on hate.

    He has sort of a point there... No need for a Holy Man to figure that out.

  9. Jamie Jones Silver badge


    I can't seem to find the "send corrections" linkm so I'll throw this out here instead:

    " prove that they're not only could fodder"

  10. JLV

    Inquiring minds want to know...

    >I want you to know that I killed our 1 year old cat, thinking it was pissing on my computer each night

    Assuming it's a joke, but couldn't he first have tried closing the laptop keyboard at night, just to test out his theory?

    Poor kitty.

  11. Sheep!

    Proofreaders got the day off again?

    "that they're not only could fodder for the space cannon"


  12. Dodgy Geezer Silver badge

    Apple and Windows are just as bad with there's if not worse, Apples OS X is Osaten or Satan and Windows 8 is based on hate. The list goes on on and I am at a lose...

    He could always use that rock of operating systems, Catholic Pious Miracle....

    As approved by the Holy Pontiff himself...

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