
Live piccies!
I wonder if it's occurred to anyone that, given 4-colour greyscale, you can fit a 25x25 image into a 160-byte text message. (That assumes eight usable bits per character. I don't know how much of the SMS character set is usable.) You'd probably be able to get more with compression, but I don't know of any compression schemes that would work on datasets that small.
That doesn't sound like much, and indeed it's not, it's crap; but it would still let you stream live footage of the ascent (and descent) at the rate of one picture every 10 to 30 seconds. You'd at least get to see the curve of the Earth and see the vehicle attitude. Place the camera properly and you'd get to see whether the aircraft had detached, for example...