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Google has barred the infamous Tits&Glass application from the app store for its “Glass” tech specs. The app's developer, MiKandi, says Google changed the terms and conditions for Glass developers, banning all adult content. Here's what the site has to say about the situation: “When we received our Glass and started …

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  1. Khaptain
    FAIL

    Not really an app

    It's just a poor excuse to gain traffic for their pr0n site.

    They even list "El Reg" in their "As featured on" list.

    1. LinkOfHyrule
      Paris Hilton

      hahahaha That's like Paris saying...

      ...Paris as featured on El Reg (every time someone posts something rude or silly)

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      As it will be

      As it will be open source it won't matter will it?

      Still can't wait to see the X-ray specs app which is in development at the moment, it resizes a naked form to fit the body of the person you are looking at. Male and female!

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Now Microsoft knows what to do if they want a successful product

    Everyone knows the device with the most porn wins!

    1. LinkOfHyrule
      Gimp

      Clippy!!!

      ...Hi, I see you are trying to watch porn would you like some help with that?

      Or they could invent a new character - Johnny!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Clippy!!!

        Or they could reuse Ron Jeremy's image. Ugh.

        1. Thorne

          Re: Clippy!!!

          Fappy?

  3. Jon Lamb
    Go

    Tits & Glass

    Genuis

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Tits & Glass

      If it's about sharing porn, I think they should have gone with 'fapster'.

      1. PaulR79

        Re: Tits & Glass

        If there are any viruses spread through it then it'll quickly be nicknamed 'clapster'.

  4. jake Silver badge

    As usual, the goo-tards don't ...

    ... understand how the internet works.

    I feel sorry for the idiots who have bought into the fad.

    1. Chairo

      Re: As usual, the goo-tards don't ...

      It works on smut and pr0n. You didn't know that?

      1. jake Silver badge

        @Chairo (was:Re: As usual, the goo-tards don't ...)

        Seems to me that the goo-tards are trying to avoid that construct in the popular media with the goo-glass thingie ... Unfortunately, it's bloody obvious that pervs will exploit the concept. Anyone who thinks otherwise have their heads buried firmly up their asses ...

        As usual, I have no answers ... but my head isn't buried up my ass in the sand, either.

        1. Chairo

          Re: @Jake (was:As usual, the goo-tards don't ...)

          I am afraid the pervs will exploit pretty much any concept available. That's why they are pervs in the first place, anyway. Yes clearly Google glass has a far higher potential for misuse than other technology. On the other hand I am quite sure the society will somehow find ways to cope with it. If things get too much out of hand, there will most likely some kind of ban to wear them in the public. Google is anything but naive, so they will make quite some effort to avoid such a situation, I suppose.

        2. James Hughes 1

          Re: @Chairo (was:As usual, the goo-tards don't ...)

          Glad to see Jake has admitted he has no answers. Perhaps he'll stop posting complaining whiney nonsense for a while as he tries to think of some? Although that doesn't seem to have worked for Eadon.

          It's not surprising really - so many internet people have a opinion, but so few have alternatives to what they complain about.

          And what is a 'goo-tard'?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: @Chairo (was:As usual, the goo-tards don't ...)

            > And what is a 'goo-tard'?

            Someone who arrives late?

  5. Gordon Pryra

    Seems like Google are burning their bridges here

    Was it not the porn world who have progressed the internet by such a massive amount from the bad old days of animated gifs circa 80's-90's?

    Considering the average buyer of the portable 24/7 pr0n display will be single 25-35 year old males with disposable income, it seems a bit silly to make them look at the alternative head set that will be out very soon after the glass.

    1. C 18
      Happy

      Re: Seems like Google are burning their bridges here

      >...alternative head set...

      Subtle, nice.

      Alternative head set versus headset...

  6. nuked
    Pint

    I'm beginning to see the potential of this Glass..

    1. Piro Silver badge

      The one to the left of your post? Quite. I could use a pint.

  7. McBrowser
    Coat

    One in the eye for the p0rn industry

    See title.

  8. Magnus_Pym

    Google glass + voyeur porn + social media

    So for a Google glass user, a naked body can go from glimpse of flesh to trending world wide in the blink of an eye. I for one am perfectly comfortable with that. After all what could go wrong?

  9. Elmer Phud

    'kin adverts

    For research purposes i had a peek at the site and saw loads of adverts for porn sites.

    That appears to be what it's all about - nothing new, nothing to see, move along please.

  10. Version 1.0 Silver badge
    Happy

    I vote for porn

    Porn has been the single most inventive and creative force behind the Internet as we know it today - without porn you would not have streaming video or e-commerce ... at least not in the forms that we do today.

    Porn my dears, is all in your head - given a choice between spending a weekend with a porn star and a weekend with David Cameron ... well, the porn star's got to be more interesting regardless of whether you keep your clothes on or not.

    1. Crisp

      Re: a weekend with a porn star and a weekend with David Cameron

      What's David Cameron going to be wearing?

      (You can thank yourself for that disgusting mental picture you're now viewing.)

      1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
        Devil

        Re: a weekend with a porn star and a weekend with David Cameron

        Eric Pickles, John Prescott and Ann Widdecombe in a love triangle. It's all your fault!

        Edwina Currie, John Major and his big blue underpants. Well that mental image is her fault, and one I shan't forgive her for in a hurry.

        Where's the mind bleach!

        Just imagine what Louise Mensch would get up to with Google Glasses?!?!

        The horror... The horror...

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: a weekend with a porn star and a weekend with David Cameron

          Louise Mensch?

          Actually, I probably would!

    2. Trustme
      Thumb Up

      "given a choice between spending a weekend with a porn star and a weekend with David Cameron"

      To be fair you did massively weight the argument there in your favour (no Google Chrome it is NOT "favor"), if you'd said "given a choice between spending a weekend with a porn star and a weekend with your favourite rock band or favourite team", well I'd still have gone with the porn star to be fair.

  11. b166er
    Thumb Down

    Boo

    It would appear the MiKandi CDN is down :(

    TitsUp more like

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Surprised Amazon have not caught on...

    "You appear to be running low on Kleenex. Your next auto-shipment will arrive in two days."

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Preempt SNL :)

    Looks like Google wants to avoid Saturday Night Live presenters using actual Google Glass rather than a fake mockup ;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-GKVyBb-KI

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