
Probably needs some of these to better appreciate it.
Title says it all.
Space cadets tittering at the mention of Uranus have a new celestial object to giggle at: a giant penis drawn on the surface of Mars by NASA robots. Hard-up NASA in space knob outrage ... the rover's actual pic. Credit: NASA The US space agency's $820m exploration rovers Spirit and Opportunity set out for Mars in 2003 and, …
Extraterrestrial 1: "Yes, the ones from the third rock were here, we have analyzed the remains of their vehicle."
Extraterrestrial 2: "They drew this?"
Extraterrestrial 1: "The evidence indicates so."
Extraterrestrial 2: "Why ever did they draw a giant nemnogacle*?"
* nemnogacle = small item used in the repair of garments, similar in function to an Earthling thimble, designed to fit the equivalent of fingers on these specific Extraterrestrials.
No one would have believed that in the early years of the 21st century that martian affairs where being watched from the timeless worlds of space.
No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of ice.
Few martians even considered the possibility of life on other planets and yet across the gulf of space minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded Mars with envious eyes;
and slowly and surely they drew their giant penises on our planet.
I would so very, very much love to believe that NASA foolishly allowed the boys based out of Dunfoldto have a turn at the stick, and they were repaid by having a gigantic gentleman sausage drawn on Mars.
It probably was just an accident, though... Then again, it was also an accident that time the Top Gear Trio drew a gigantic gentleman sausage on a storm drain in L.A. in tire rubber.