Misleading Headline?
Only applies to one of the old colonies. Should say so.
The free meals doled out by Silicon Valley titans such as Facebook and Google may soon carry an additional burden for employees: the US Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is reportedly weighing whether to count them as income for tax purposes. The agency itself is keeping mum on the topic, but The Wall Street Journal cites tax …
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Maybe Google can band with larger companies to buy raw food in a HUGE bulk discount, then make the employees "club members", a la Costco, and then charge the employees just one penney above or one penny below the lowest price that be demonstrated as the final "price" of the food.
That might be cheaper than just paying for all the employee's provided/subsidized, current-price meal costs.
As for restaurants providing free (or, low-cost in some cases) meals to employees, for convenience, and exempted because the meals are a matter of convenience to the employee and are eaten on premises, well, those meals are a convenience for the employer, too. If employees go eat off premises, they may return late, and mess up meal and rest break cycles. I once worked in a restaurant in SF, and on my first day, I was EXHAUSTED. So, on my 1-hour lunch, I took a 45-minute nap in the car I borrowed from a housemate. When I returned, the manager and asst manager told me I could NEVER take my lunch or take a nap away from the diner. I was like "WTF", that ought to be grounds for lawsuit and termination of their operating permit.
As for the cost of the food, it doesn't kill the restaurants. It's cheaper because it is a cost differential to lure and retain employees who often take shitty wages in return. Some restaurants DO charge employees, however.
But, in the case of hi-tech, why cannot the IRS just give it a rest? It is bad enough that "subjec...", umm, tax-duty-bound citizens and residents of the USA are subject to income and other taxes WORLDWIDE. I hate that, because not only does it "legally" affirm/confirm/demant that we have to accept being "subjects" of a country, we cannot just be "stateless" and pay taxes to where ever we happen to reside. To be intellectually honest, I do know that in the case of a country having reciprocal reporting proceduress with the USA, a USA (and vice versa) citizen who pays local taxes up to a certain wage/salary level can or usually is exempted from simultaneously being taxed in the USA, in effect, the subjec... Umm, citizen is spared from being speared by double-taxation.
If the IRS wants to do the public and itself a favor, CLEAN UP the FUCKING TAX CODE!!! Look at Singapore. One of my friends residing in the US and paying taxes in the US on his US-based income had to report to Singapore. He logged in, reported, and was finished in about 5 MINUTES! I've read online in other cases, that even for domestic Singaporeans, filing taxes is a 5-minute event. Maybe it is due to the tax authorities having a more sane level of knowledge and stiffer repercussions for tax cheats. But, the current USA tax system is shitty, broken, and is mostly nowadays a cottage/chattel industry-maker for tax preparers who really for the most part should not be needed.
I want to have my return be something like:
-- Log in with my credentials, whether from home, a bank, a library, the DMV, wherever my identiy is verifiable.
-- Authenticate with my thumb print
-- Verify that I 1, 2, or whatever number of joobs
-- Verify that I agree with the tax levied based on the allowed exemptions/claims/deductions/etc
-- Confirm agreement and accept perjury warnings
-- Verify my bank or Pay-Pal-like non-bank debit card (why cannot such a card exist for verified individuals?)
-- Sign off
-- Two hours later, find my tax returns or tax debt deposited or removed (or levied against me to be deducted from future income or payroll)
SOOOO goddamned easy. At least for people who have zero or some small number of simple investments that effectively produced no large differential in base income to investment income.
Oh, and when the government miscalculates and over-refunds people or fails to properly collect on taxes due, too bad. Take the good with the bad.
I want it to get to the point where I do not even have to THINK about filling. But, see, along with mandatory filing (even if no tax is owed), just as with global taxation, such policies make it possible for:
-- governments to control their "subjects"
-- keep a quasi census of at least employed or income-generating people
-- mounting expeditions to "rescue" "taxpayers/citizens" who voluntarily CHOSE/CHOOSE to work abroad
I know there are easy tax forms (1040 EZ, 540 EZ, etc), but to force people to go through this when many may not want to audit the IRS' work just makes them "feel as if" the government is not "watching too closely". I don't dodge owed taxes, and though I'm deep in debt, I don't dodge or seek dodgy tax havens. My picture should be siimple enought thumbprint in, say yes or no to the numbers and fact/assumptions, and be done in FIVE minutes if no glaring mistakes are present.
Now, if only 272 million taxpayers all in unison DEMANDED what I just wrote, then the fat, lazy, corrupt obstructionists in office would have to listen. As long as people don't, then many will buy and play with tax preparation software to feel good or to monitor their portfolios and status.
1. Buy the meals from your off-shore subsidiary at a rock bottom price.
2. Sell the meals to your employees at cost.
3. Then write off your subsidiary's loss against this years tax bill.
4. Take the money for the tax rebate from your loss making subsidiary and pay a small annual performance bonus to each employee who uses the company canteen, probably equal to the paltry amount you're charging them for their meals.
Did I miss anything? I was looking at the Starbucks playbook and reckon I'm a quick learner 8-).....
Yes.
The 'workaround' you describe is a recipe for insolvency.
The subsidiary's 'loss' is a cash loss that needs to be funded either from shareholders' funds or from debt.
Assuming you can 'offset' the losses of a foreign subsidiary against the taxable gains of a domestic entity (which is not always the case), then the next hurdle is to have sufficient domestic taxable gains to absorb the losses.
If there isn't enough gains then you need to be able to carry forward the losses into the next tax year (again, this is not always allowed). You then need to ensure you make sufficient gains to absorb the carried-forward foreign losses.
Assuming you get past the above, then you'll soon realise that you're still left out of pocket. This is because in 'offsetting' a loss against a gain, all you're really doing is saving the tax that you would otherwise pay on the gain. For a corporate tax rate of 21%, this means that for every £1 in cash you lose (and offset against a gain), you only get 21p back (being the 21p of tax you'd other pay on the £1 gain). Your net position is cash neutral.
Factor in the effect of any withholding taxes on dividends and interest and the scheme you described soon sees you slip into the red.
Repeat it enough times and you'll soon be broke.
People don't realize it but the IRS discusses stuff like this all the time. I guarantee you they've discussed free coffee at some point. Almost all of these conversations are non starters though as the actual income generated via taxes would nowhere near exceed the political fallout of taxing free food.
Sounds like an accounting FUD ploy to me.
> " And I have to pay taxes to support free meals for those Google employees,"
I don't get this reasoning anyway.
In what way does this guy think that he is paying Google employees anything?
Is he really saying that he has to pay more taxes because Google employees are "allegedly" paying less by not paying tax for their free meals?
That's pretty stupid logic. You might just as well say that he's paying for my laptop provided by my work for my use at work. It's not taxable, but "if it were", then he is subsidising my work laptop.
You might also argue that Google employees shouldn't have to pay tax on their free meals, to decrease his tax bill.
What a tw*t.
Is he really saying that he has to pay more taxes because Google employees are "allegedly" paying less by not paying tax for their free meals?
It seems pretty clear cut to me. His argument is essentially "If you don't pay the tax that you are supposed to, but I do, I have to pay more tax to make up for the tax you didn't pay." Do you argue that tax evasion and benefits fraud are victimless crimes? Who do you think ends up paying the bill?
Your analogy with your laptop is a poor one. It is a tool provided by the company for the purposes of carrying out the company's business - if it was not for that employment you would not need access to the companies systems, applications and so on. Food is a personal rather than employment expense: if you quit your job you still need to eat.
"It seems pretty clear cut to me. His argument is essentially "If you don't pay the tax that you are supposed to, but I do, I have to pay more tax to make up for the tax you didn't pay." Do you argue that tax evasion and benefits fraud are victimless crimes? Who do you think ends up paying the bill?"
Does anyone honestly think that paying income tax on the "free" grub which, in California where Google, Apple, et al. are located, is subject1 to sales tax will actually produce a change in the tax code such that Mr. McMahon will ever see a difference? All it does is take a few more dollars out of some poor coder who has to suffer with California's insane tax code as well as Uncle Sam's.
1. In general prepared food is subject to CA sales tax but like everything in California it is far beyond overly complicated in that it varies depending on whether it is hot or cold, liquid or solid, baked or fried, how it was prepared, what the reading was from both the tea leaves and chicken bones used, etc. etc. ad infinitum.
> About the laptop analogy... let's try another one: whether I'm employed or not, I still have to use the loo. Then, from your point of view, I should be taxed for using it, right? So, what's your take on this now?
The point is that all sorts of things "could" be taxable.
Just because someone out there is getting something for which they are not taxed currently, doesn't make them tax cheaters and it doesn't mean they are being "subsidised" by other tax payers.
The whole point this lawyer is making is bollocks, and I'm sorry that you guys can't understand that.
It's a strawman argument.
What he is saying is that if these people were paying tax for the meals that Google is providing, then perhaps his tax bill would go down because they were paying more therefore him less. Quite apart from the fact that taxes only ever go up, not down as any fule no, they would now be "subsidising" him. Quite an extraordinarily dense guy, I'm surprised that he passed his bar exams.
About the laptop analogy... let's try another one: whether I'm employed or not, I still have to use the loo. Then, from your point of view, I should be taxed for using it, right? So, what's your take on this now?
You are taxed for using the loo. Get a new loo or bathroom installed and it will come out of your taxable income and the bill will be subject to VAT - you are actually taxed twice. You are not taxed for the toilet at work which is needed solely in connection with your employment.
> Food is a personal rather than employment expense: if you quit your job you still need to eat.
You make a good argument that the food*should* be taxed as a benefit.
However, since it is not currently, then your point is rather moot.
My point was about the fact that the lawyer was talking out of his arse, rather than the "moral" aspects of whether they should be paying tax or not on that food.
Even state-owned universities in the US get most of their income from tuition fees, endowments and alumni. Very little state subsidy - it's anti free market, you know. What there is tends to be in the form of grants for specific research projects in the same way as many companies sponsor research.
No, Mr McMahon, you have to pay taxes to support a pathetic, useless, wasteful, unfireable bureaucracy filled with people who are worth less than the price of their constituent atoms ...
... said the guy who owes the federal government enough to pay for a two week European vacation come April 15.
Sir Humphrey put it best: the government figures out how much they can get then decides how to spend it. And to be honest, I think it's even worse than that.
Canada too, and has been for decades. In a nutshell - and really it's kind of obvious - anything that the employer gives you is considered to be compensation for your employment.
Could be money, a Christmas bonus, an expenses paid vacation, bags full of acorns, lunches and dinners... it doesn't really matter. If you get some value from your employer, it's taxable.
Well, except for all of the Post-It notes and Scotch tape that you bring home....
Makes sense really.
Look at it this way taken to the extreme - what if Google provides all it's employees with an on-campus apartment or in their own little Googleville, a Google car (possibly self-driven), plus free food / drink in any restaurant / bar etc in Googleville, free access to cinemas in Googleville, free or susidised stuff from Google stores etc etc.... basically cover what constitutes 60-70% of their employees' expenses and pay them in cash only a tiny amount.
Should Googlers only pay tax on the cash portion of what they get (at which point it's either completely exempt or else taxed at the lowest rate)? No, it makes sense to be taxing them on the sum total of everything that constitutes their pay packet i.e. anything that (a) has cash value and (b) is not used for work.
Would you give the tax man a few chips? I have an idea, rather than pay the tax man money, I'll use a small amount of that money to buy potatoes and oil, make chips, by which time the value of the potato will have increased (after all chips are more expensive than potatoes) and I can give the tax man the chips and keep the rest of the cash. How does this affect soup kitchens? Will the destitute be required to fill out tax returns for the soup they consume?
How about if the tech companies opened up their canteens so that anyone with access to the site could get free food - employees, contractors, customers, tax inspectors. If it is available to anyone, then it is not a staff benefit - at least, not any more than using the loos or breathing the air conditioning is.
However, it's usually the employer that settles the bill by coming to a sensible arrangement with the tax man (it's impractical to expect 000s of employees to manage it at the $10 level; much easier to account for it at the $m/$b corporate level).
Here's how HMRC do it:
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/payerti/exb/schemes/psa.htm
Erm,
No, here is how HMRC actually handle it
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/manuals/eimanual/EIM21671.htm
They don't tax it, at all, assuming is is provided completely free of charge (and not via some kind of opt in , salary sacrifice scheme) and is available to all employees, and not some kind of banqueting club.
I do like the special exemption for directors to have better meals and wine while the plebs get bread and stew
The IRS will state the value of the meal at $1000 a day (after all it is a gourmet meal!) and given that you will probably work Google for about 250 days a year, that puts your income at $250k that you will need to pay additional taxes for. All of a sudden you are "rich" and your tax rate is huge, and you will need all your "normal" income to pay for it. Then you won't have nay money left over for housing (Google might provide that as well), and then you will have no disposable income to buy things like clothes and Motorola Mobility phones.
So you will end up being a slave to Google just to pay the taxes.
What a country!
If you tax employee's everyday meals at Google, does your usual company that occasionally brings in lunch or hosts a dinner to say thank you to employees also have to tax that? That would be a pain in the butt if every time somebody held a team luncheon you had to declare the spending taxable income.
probably technically yes. But from an accounts administrative angle pointless to do the paperwork for a few sandwiches a couple of times a year. Though if I recall in the UK, there is an per-head allowance to cover things such as the "Christmas Meal".
But for Google doing it day in day out all year round, yes. Or deduct it from their wages as "mess bill" or similar.
I used to think that all employer provided snacks and meals were tax-dodging perks.
Then I saw an excellent example of how meals can be "for the employers convenience".
I got to see the production village of a Formula One race. They flew in a cafeteria. On a 747. Including chefs and gourmet food (although the those didn't fly on the cargo jets). Hugely expensive. It probably cost them $100 per meal. Perhaps even $500.
The alternative was having the crew go out and buy their own meals locally. But the area surrounding a F1 race is a full time traffic jam that would result in a 6 hour lunch and a 8 hour dinner, just when you needed them to be working 16 hour days.
It suddenly made sense why sometimes meals are not a "perk", and why taxing on the meal cost would sometimes be absurd.
I once worked at a large telecommunications company as a rent-a-programmer. We were quartered in a warehouse about a half mile from nowhere in New Jersey. They served (well, left for us in the printer room) free Danish and coffee. This was clearly to prevent us from going on a break with our cars. That is entirely for the convenience of the employer.
Locating one's data center in the back of beyond is a strategy for 1) getting cheap land to build on, and 2) making it likely that your staff will never take a substantial break or meal, but will work right through.
Taxing us for the break room would have been just the worst.
By the way, in the US the employer's contribution to health insurance and other benefits is tax free. The IRS is looking into a way to make it taxable, of course. Right now it is only taxable to the gay spouse!
...a suitable tax dodge.
It needs a relevant name - "Double Irish & Dutch Sandwich" perhaps?
People always say you only rent beer - surely you could make an argument for leasing food in the same way?
Eat your lunch, and take a dump in an IRS-approved toilet for later inspection by the authorities to prove nothing valuable has left the building?
LVs were available in many values, but most companies that used them gave employees ones that were worth a derisory 15 pence a day as that was the maximum allowed tax free. Needed a whole weeks worth just to get a cup of coffee, a 'luncheon' needed months! I also remember the accounts people had to diligently remove a voucher from the envelope if you had a day off sick.
Apparently the tax relief on the vouchers was set up at about 15p (but in whatever it was in "old money" then) in 1948, but never adjusted for inflation thereafter.
So even by the 1970s the most a 15p voucher would buy was three packs of KP Outer Spacers, or about 4 packets of Rolo's. Hardly a square meal to set you up for another 3 hours in the office.
It isn't a proper tax loophole unless it can be exploited. I find it hard to see how you could exploit a free food arrangement for significant gain without equally significant (health-related) costs further down the line. Go on, then. Defraud the tax man of a few pennies and then die before you are old enough to collect your pension.
Politician: "You want free stuff?"
RandomPerson: "YES! Gimme free stuff - but how will you pay for it?"
Politician: "Why, I'll just tax TheyThemThoseOverThere - they deserve it, don't they?"
RandomPerson: "Damn straight they do, those bastards! Tax they hell out of them and give me free stuff!"
Politician: "Sure will - just vote for me next election!"
RandomPerson: "Deal!"
<time passes>
TaxMan: "RandomPerson, give me money."
RandomPerson: "Wha? Why?"
TaxMan: "You see TheyThemThoseOverThere? Well, Politician promised them free stuff if they voted for him, paid for by you."
Remember: YOU are somebody else's TheyThemThoseOverThere.
1. Taxing free meals to homeless... already doing that in US
2. Taxing drinking water...Already taxing
3. Taxing the air we breath... should we tax based on how many breaths a person takes per day or a flat tax?
What about those with big lungs? Do we charge Dolly Parton and Pamela Anderson more?
4. Taxing star gazing and looking at the moon... again...flat tax or use tax?
Elon Musk and Richard Branson are looking at the sky much too often and might be getting "visions of grandeur " of one day getting off this planet beyond the grasp of the tax man.... don't worry, we'll just increase taxes so we can build space craft to catch them, and tax them in space.
If this sounds silly, just ask anyone still living from after WWI what they thought about the introduction of that new concept called "Income Tax" as a temorary measure to rebuild the country after the war..
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"I buy my lunch with after-tax dollars. And I have to pay taxes to support free meals for those Google employees," Martin McMahon, Jr., a tax-law professor at the University of Florida, told the Journal, adding that he believed the free meals should be considered taxable income.
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First of all...
WHY IS IT THAT BECAUSE A PERSON CHOOSES TO WORK FOR A COMPANY OR INDUSTRY THAT OFFERS A 'HUMAN' BENEFIT THAT DOESN'T TAX FOR SUCH, DOES ONE LIKE PROF. McMAHON FEEL THEY SHOULD BE PUNISHED BECAUSE HE IS MORONIC ENOUGH TO WORK FOR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM THAT CHARGES THEIR FACULTY?
Should we tax those students who receive free lunch programs?
Should we start taxing the air we breath?
How about taxing us for the stars and moon we look at?
When will humans ever be free from the bondage our governments place upon us and take only a small portion of our incomes for the exact cost of programs we vote as required?
When will humanity no longer accept the minority that run our governments do not live up to their promises and are not serving the people, and by changing how and MOST IMPORTANTLY WHO RUNS GOVERNMENT TO SERVE IT'S PEOPLE?
When will the tax man no longer be the most feared threat in the 'civilized world' and what is deducted from our income is in direct proportion to what is actually needed (which a based accounting grad would calculate to be only between 8%-15% if everyone paid this amount without loopholes or 'special deductions'?
When will government no longer 'set it's people up for failure to be a risk of violating tax laws by making the annual filing of taxes a 'cops and robbers' scenario by exposing it's citizens to the voluminous thousands of pages of tax laws not even tax attorneys or the tax man itself has full grasp of?
Are we destined to continue this subservience and slavery in serving a government that does not serve it's people for ever?
Do we have to not only pay the tax man what it asks without questioning where the money they spend goes?
Do we have to now give them our freedom, privacy and dignity as humans, allowing them free reign over our lives?
Is there anyplace on Earth besides Antarctica that is warmer than 60f where humans can live free without molestation and threat of tyranny by government?
WILL HUMANS ALWAYS BE SLAVES?
If so, can we at least eliminate the morons like Prof. McMahon that accept their servitude and chose to 'teach instead of do', that now want the rest of the populous to be as miserable as he for his lack of motivation to succeed and put people of successful life experience in their place to teach us and our children?
Our future seems to be held in the limbo and choices of passing more laws that violate the very principle of being human building more prisons to house such violators, or create an educational system to promote free thinking of people that can find solutions to the challenges that face the very existence of humanity and our environment... before it is too late.