back to article LOHAN hooks up with top-flight rocketeer

The Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) team is delighted to announce our audacious ballocket mission now has a top-flight rocketeer on board to handle the power plant for our Vulture 2 spaceplane. Click here for a bigger version of the LOHAN graphic So, ladies and gentlemen, raise your glasses to welcome Paul …


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  1. Dave 62

    I for one welcome..

    our new rocketry overlord.

    Hi Paul :)

    shame about TBBT

    It's like Will & Grace with added geeksploitation. :p

    1. MrT

      Re: I for one welcome..

      ... a proper set of hobbies ;-)

      7 3

  2. The Axe

    Big Bang Theory

    So you need certificates for being a rocket scientist. You must be pretty intelligent to be a rocket engineer then. Sheldon would not approve.

  3. ukgnome


    Can we give him a cool rocketeer name? I'm thinking "High Seat" as his call sign!

    *you do all use cool names don't you?

  4. TeeCee Gold badge


    Nice to hear that there was some competition for the job of sticking a rocket up LOHAN's arse.

    1. Kingston Black

      Re: Great! - FIFY

      Nice to hear that there was some stiff competition...

  5. Anonymous Coward

    Wait, stuff is being stuck up LOHAN's butt?

    I thought this thread was about amatuer rocketry, not the latest celebriry gossip!

    And so I slide out the door, back to the gutter from which I came......

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Wow. They are hiring people with qualifications now?

    I had a mental image of the SPB staff having copious amounts of duct tape, a fag in-between their lips, a pint in one hand, doing doodles on an oily newspaper taken from the latest fish and chips delivery. Oh, yes and butt crack.

    Bring back the shed and the devil-may-care. Ditch the white room, Power Points and the hairnets.

    1. VeganVegan

      Bombs away!

      I am of the same sentiment.

      Perhaps the SPB is limited by the miserly budget el Reg provides?

      Here's a comic to help give a lift to LOHAN:

      & another (caution: the other comics at the site are highly NSFW!):

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