Brilliant. Lester, I salute you. :)
An Oklahoma woman busted on drugs and firearms charges earlier this week was found to have concealed a loaded .22 revolver in her vagina, the Smoking Gun reports. Christie Dawn Harris, 28, was cuffed in the early hours of Monday morning in Ada, some 120km souteast of Oklahoma City. Cops spotted her and Jennifer Delancy …
Sounds like an entry from the Profanasaurus. Other delightful terms for Lady bits include: fish mitten, loosely packed kebab, furry vertical bicycle stand, growler, grotter, and c*ckwash. Not sure how many of those are going to make it into the Oxford English Dictionary though.
Probably not many! But there are still plenty to choose from, even if you pick a theme along the lines of Pork Holster. You can have these for free: Gammon Alley, Furburger, Cod Canyon, Oxo Orifice, Tuna Tunnel, Cod Crater, Sausage Wallet, and of course my favorite - Mc Flappy Meal
World women's day tomorrow you say? I better be off now then
Okay, I get it, but what I was really looking for was a woman showing one can bring a bomb onto a plane or whatever via a dildo. Nothing short of a strip search (like what the jail was doing) would bring it out, and if the woman was sufficiently kinky, you wouldn't even know it in her step. As the only way to find it would be to stomp the US 4th Amendment to the ground (as a strip search without GOOD reason would be considered unreasonable--not to mention trending sexist and therefore discriminatory), this could get the security theater hawks to wring their hands and realize, "You'll lose. What'll it be? The dildo bomb or Big Brother?"
I seem to recall a device called a "charger" being mentioned a few times in Papillion.
Whilst internally carried explosives haven't proven to do more than make a mess of the bomber when set off, there's nothing saying they have to be detonated internally once smuggled into the appropriate location.
Yes, and that also addresses the "was the safety on" question (a small revolver like this is not likely to have a safety at all). Given the statement it had one spent and 3 live rounds, I'd assume it's a 4 shot revolver, which in .22 could be quite small (esp. if it is .22 short, rather than .22 long rifle, which is the more common round).
Or the Doctor Who episode Bad Wolf.
Trinn-e: But that's a Compact Laser Deluxe.
Zu-zana: Where were you hiding that?
Jack Harkness: You really don't want to know.
Trinn-e: Give me that accessory *BANG*
.... but I instantly thought of "Eskimo Nell" ....
"Then, Mexican Pete did leap to his feet
To avenge his pal's affront,
With a jarring jolt of his blue-nosed Colt,
He rammed it up Nellie's c***.
He rammed it hard to the trigger guard,
Then fired two times three,
But to his surprise, Nell closed her eyes
And smiled in ecstasy."
Something tells me the reason why the suspect was so keen to ditch it was that somewhere there is a person with an additional hole in them.
With such a small weapon you wouldn't run around with it unless it either had 3 rounds and an empty chamber or all 4 loaded.
Unless you were in a tearing hurry to get somewhere. Or get away from somewhere.
Might turn up in ER. Might turn up in the morgue.