back to article Ousted Apple Store chief Browett is back selling shiny tat for ladies

The former head of Apple Retail has found a new job, selling handbags and scarves at the head of Monsoon's Accessorize chain. John Browett only lasted seven months at Cupertino, before Tim Cook edged him out in a reshuffle in September that also saw the end of Apple's software chief Scott Forstall. Browett is credited with …


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  1. Anonymous Coward
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    I just hope that A*ize keeps all the ladies looking at their best in spite of this latest incursion.

  2. asdf


    It must suck that his claim to fame (to general public) will be as a reminder why the CEO who came after Steve Jobs was such a fail. 7 month turnover maybe ok for a pizza guy but not for your first major executive hire.

  3. Oor Nonny-Muss

    Do they need....

    .... extended warranties on accessorising tat?

  4. Anonymous Coward
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    This time with sequins on though

    Excellent subheader.

    1. Spoonsinger

      Nah, they runied a good title/tag line combo.

      It should have been :-

      Headline :- "Ousted Apple Store chief Browett is back selling shiny tat"

      Tagline :- "This time with sequins on though"

      The craft of oblique misleading headlines seems to be lost.

  5. FordPrefect
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    Ahh a step up?

    So he's gone from selling shiny tat to apple fanboys to selling shiny tat to women? At least the women are more likely to be rational ;)

    1. Piro Silver badge

      Re: Ahh a step up?

      You got a thumbs down. There's a misogynist in our midst..

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