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"Victory in guerrilla war is conditioned upon keeping the membership pure and clean" - Mao Tse-Tung Organization For Guerilla Warfare Chapter 5 MOCOA, COLOMBIA - Word reaches me from London that the snow is piling up on all sides, causing panic and giddiness. The snow is piling up on all sides here in rural Colombia too, with …


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    1. gribbler

      Re: Let me be the first to say

      And let me be the first to inform you that this is posted in Bootnotes, part of a series that has been running for some months. I would also point you in the direction of our good friend Wikipedia:

    2. Circadian

      Re: Let me be the first to say


      Next thing you will say you know nothing of the moderatrix of El Reg, the marvellous Sarah Bee (ah, she is sorely missed. Even with using the cream).

      Still, her influence remains, for I find myself channelling her most common response to commentards: ODFO. And in case you are unaware of the meaning - "Oh, do fuck off" Eadon.

    3. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

      Re: Let me be the first to say

      Verily, is it not written: Better to lurk and be thought wise (or more likely not thought of at all), than to post and be proven a clueless noob?

  2. Chris Miller

    I can't believe Steve isn't promoting the health benefits of Kumis (fermented mare's milk). Think (low) alcoholic yoghurt.

    He also missed Mr Wales's other bestest buddy - Alastair Campbell. Both he and Tony were at the wedding of the year (Alastair no doubt kilted up and playing the bloody bagpipes). Such a pity Ratko Mladić was otherwise engaged at The Hague, or he could have had a full set of war criminals - just what every girl wants at her nuptials. But since she was Tony's diary secretary, she must be used to such associations.

  3. weebs

    When will we see Sir Bong on Have I Got News For You

    1. 27escape

      I am sure I have heard him on Radio 4

      Just before the 5 O'Clock news

  4. TheOtherHobbes


    not so much satire, as accurate factual reporting.

    1. Ru

      Re: So

      Yeah, the output of Mr Bong has gone from humourous, if a little depressing, to actually despair inducing.

      I'm somehow totally unsurprised that Blair and Jimmy W get along just fine.

  5. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

    Those horse d'oeuvres are overrated

    I've had horse. Tastes like horse.

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