Iran's Photoshop FAIL: 'New drone' actually Japanese university bird Earlier this month Iran showed off its latest drone design, but on examination the photographs bear a striking similarity to those coming out of Japan's Chiba University. The connection was spotted by pilot, and blogger, Gary Mortimer, who felt the design of the KOKER-1 looked familiar but had to spend a few weeks remembering …
Of course this is all PROOF POSITIVE that Iran is just WEEKS AWAY from a RED LINE beyond which it will cause the SECOND HOLOCAUST by WIPING ISRAEL OFF THE MAP using NUKES manually made by PERSIAN CHILDREN exploited in UNDERGROUND CAVES covered by 7 (SEVEN) METER OF REINFORCED CONCRETE, thus RUNNING RINGS AROUND THE IAEA INSPECTIONS.
We must ACT NOW, demand that the USA do not allow any DAYLIGHT TO BE CREATED BETWEEN IT AND ISRAEL and hope that ISRAEL NAZIFIES ITSELF AT THE NEXT ELECTIONS into the IRON WILL OF MANLY DEFIANCE.
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ONLY seven meters? I recall conventional JDAMs capable of penetrating that depth. You must be thinking more in the neighborhood of SEVENTY meters of reinforced concrete, plus built into the side of a huge mountain massive enough to withstand a single dead-on hit from an H-bomb (but then, what's to stop a follow-on shot).
It's like we're living the 80's all over again. A severe global economic depression/international debt crisis, a nuclear power plant disaster, a major oil spill, continuous wars, etc. Oh, and Iran in the final stages of making a nuclear bomb:
http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=2blHAAAAIBAJ&sjid=jv8MAAAAIBAJ&pg=3017%2C3344475
Makes you wonder whether humans will ever become civilised, or are destined to just keep repeating history.
Sorry - are we now allowing blatantly racist comments to stand? And re the OP - Israel can't nazify (wtf that is) itself you ignorant ass, read some history, preferably not one written by David Irving - Iran is headed by a government whose sworn aim is the destruction of Israel and you wonder why the Israelis get a little twitchy at the thought of a nuclear armed Iran.
Well, hopefully the Iranian nuclear programme is similarly a product of photoshop and penis envy. In which case an Israeli cyber-strike on the single working computer in Iran can take down its bootleg copy of Photoshop, and all of the Middle East can go back to business as usual*.
* BAU being the repression of Arab populations by undemocratic Arab governments, the undemocritisation of any that they do elect, and the continual whingeing by all sides over Palestine and who flung the first handful of sheep dung.
No thanks. I nearly got decapitated last time I raised my head. Some of those jokes can be awfully sharp, you see.
BTW, if you're gonna instill some humor, do be a dear and let us know. Some humor can be so dry it's taken seriously. If you're gonna insist on the V mask, add a Joke Alert tag or something.
I think I found the original image!
Yep. It was those crazy Dutch who invented it all along!
What's really sad is that these photos are almost certainly produced for the Iranian people to view and be fooled by, and the reason they removed the windmills is because their public are too stupid to realise they have nothing to do with the drone. They needed a big and clearly defined gap to understand where the building ends and the drone begins, showing to even the most flat-Earthing Persian that this thing really is flying in the air and isn't being propped up by a stand or being blown aloft by several large fans (windmills) below.
I not sure what you are trying to say.
But this creased me up:
" BEIJING (AP) — The online version of China's Communist Party newspaper has hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as the "Sexiest Man Alive" — apparently unaware it is satire."
- http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g94TAgX61U0KSmll8j0J432fAv0Q?docId=82dfc9b60cad45f89bc82e5983d0dd61
The people that want to bomb them back to the last century keep talking about how crazy they are.
I don't think they are that crazy.
But let us assume they are as crazy as those people say.
Do you think their hubris would extend to blowing up an American War Ship?
Easily done. Don't even need the sunburns from russia that they may or may not have.
Of course they won't. Because they know that the us will turn them to glass.
So where do they draw the line?
I suspect they know they are going to be pounded.
They also know there is nothing they can do about it.
But what if they really do have a 'mad dog' somewhere in power?
Oh boy, these sure are interesting times.
And no I wouldn't like them to sink a Nimitz class ship. Too many dumb animals ((c) Henry Kissinger) would have to die. Too many mums would have to cry. No one deserves that. Then again, they are the fodder. The cannon fodder, the missile fodder. Kissinger makes the policy. The Sailors and Marines of the USA have to live or die by that policy. Right or wrong.
You have a state with, let's be kind, a volatile leadership. They repeatedly state their intention to destroy their enemies. They insist on a nuclear program, denying it's for anything but domestic power production but refuse international observers access. You wonder why the western powers are concerned.
Not sure quite what relevence Kissinger has to this, however.
Uhmmm, any pointer to the original news item done by any official Iranian agency?
Many lazy news agencies just grab a picture from the Net as illustration. There might not be any actual image released. Actually posting pictures of any secret spy device would defeat the purpose. And surely they could draw a fantasy aircraft if pure deception was the intention...
This fail seems mostly upon the growing inability to source stories and illustration. Welcome to the Echo well.
"Many lazy news agencies just grab a picture from the Net as illustration."
Then who shopped it, and why? If the lazy news agencies are lazy enough to filch a picture (which in this case would be quite bizarre) they're unlikely to be lazy enough to remove the windmills (but not change anything else).
What's strange is that it would have been considerably easier to get someone at an actual Iranian research institution to grab a picture from the same angle, and photoshop the vehicle *into* it. Nice solid background, easy lighting...
Deception is wasted on the deceptive.
This fail seems mostly upon the growing inability to source stories and illustration. Welcome to the Echo well. …. John Deeb Posted Wednesday 28th November 2012 22:53 GMT
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That was pretty nifty of the Iranians/Japanese/Dutch though ....... to have a simple picture paint thousands of words whenever the opposite is true and much easier ...... a few words paints thousands of pictures.
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