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A Chinese cloud computing company has taken a novel approach to improving staff morale, ignoring all workplace common sense by encouraging its employees to hook up with each other, and with those of rival firms, in return for a financial reward. Chengdu Cloud Computing, based in the booming tech hub of Chengdu, in western …


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  1. Anonymous Coward

    I've got your amorous staff right here.

    1. frank ly

      I assume that's a tight fitting latex coat you're using.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Now I have an excuse...

    ...for making up a fictional girlfriend :D A cash bonus and two days off when we 'break up'? I see a heartbreaking string of short lived romances in the future for some of these employees...

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    As long as they only have one kid?

  4. Peter Murphy

    Wondering if Chinese had a term for sexual harassment...

    I discovered that it does. According to Google Translate, it's "性骚扰" (Simplified, not Traditional).

    I wager the term's going to be a running topic of conversation at the firm.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    How much for threesomes?

    Enquiring/devious minds want to know..

  6. Arachnoid
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    How much for threesomes?

    As long as its only one of each sex you`ll be fine

  7. Allan George Dyer Silver badge

    In other news...

    Chengdu cloud computing company goes bankrupt due to, "unexpectedly high staff bonuses and understaffing". The CFO said, "First it was stiff, then long. I would have noticed sooner, but I've been under a lot of pressure, handling personnel. Uh... that's stiff payments, long leave and personnel issues!".

    Is that an employee handbook in your pocket or...

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