On a related note I once wrote a system called NIPS. The N is a massive clue to the client so I can't expand on this.
LOHAN to join mile-high club with BRITNEY or NAOMI?
The time has arrived to officially name the Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) mission control board - the electronic heart of our audacious ballocket spaceplane mission. Click here for a bigger version of the LOHAN graphic Ta very much to all those readers who chipped in with acronym/backronym suggestions, even if a …
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Friday 16th November 2012 13:07 GMT Ottman001
Good work sir. I see your NIPS and raise you GROPETITTIES (Greatly Reduces Overheads in Personnel Expenditure with Technology to Import a Torrent of Text from Information Exposing Suppliers), a program I wrote for a retail operation that pulls stock availability data from large text files into a central database.
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Friday 16th November 2012 16:51 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: I'd vote for NAOMI
Well there you have it. The Reg is wondering what it should add to its review sections; publishing the effect of a well-aimed mobe (ranging from 'ouch!' through to 'quick trip to casualty and police caution') would set you apart from the competition.
'Whilst some would criticise the Lumia 920 for its large size and weight, our ballistics test (video below) shows that the handset is a new benchmark when settling disputes with the domestic help. Recommended.'
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