Accents
Speaking as a South African, your spelling makes the article sound more like it was read by a Joburger than a Royal.
The Queen is getting a tablet - sorry, ‘teblet’ - and it’s a Samsung. A Galaxy Note 10.1 will be presented to QE 2.0 today and it will come pre-loaded with the specially selected reminiscences of some 60 of her subjects, one for each year of her reign and taken from the Jubilee Time Capsule project. The State broadcaster, the …
"As it comprises more than 150GB of data, it’s too big to put on the 64GB Galaxy Note..."
Surely one's archive could have been provided on a flesh mem'ry drive, maybe in a tasteful 24 carat gold casing, that one could pleg into one's teblet when one wished to view it?
Then one would have the use of one's internal storage for one's collection of titillating photographs and moving pictures, as one's subjects do.