back to article Captain Kirk does a Crapp on the iPhone: 'Shatoetry' for 'Shatisms'

William Shatner, the "world-renowned performer and writer", is offering the fanbois the chance to assemble pre-recorded words straight from Kirk's mouth into "Shatisms" - phrases "played out in Shatner's voice". The Star Trek thesp said of his $2.99 "Shatoetry" app: "People all over the world have been listening to my voice …


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  1. MikeyD85

    I just

    Shat myself with excitement.

    1. Aaron Em


    2. MrT

      You wait for ages...

      ...then three turn up at once - I haven't laughed this much at news site articles in a loooong time. Brilliant stuff - beats that bloody talking cat by a country mile.

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  3. Joe K

    What?! Bought!

    Cos its Friday, obviously.

    "How can you do a spoken-word version of a rap song?"

    "He found a way"

  4. AceRimmer
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    If I was on the market for a new phone

    I would be buying an iphone just for this

    1. VinceH
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      Re: If I was on the market for a new phone

      "I would be buying an iphone just for this"

      Now, now, I've told you a million times: don't exaggerate.

  5. adam payne

    "Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!"

  6. Anonymous C0ward

    Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop

    I'm the Shatman!

    1. Code Monkey

      Re: Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop

      That earworm infection was fast! Superluminal even.

      Skibbydibbydibbybombombom! Bombombom!

  7. Sir Runcible Spoon


    "Somebody get this green bitch off me!"

    "What the fuck was THAT!?"

  8. Dave 126 Silver badge

    Has to be:

    "What the fuck is a samophlange?"

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Ilfracombe... laced with prostitution."

    You can't buy publicity like that.

  10. Christoph

    That ... is ... not ... a ... toupee ... it ... is ... a ... tribble.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    His. Delivery. Lends. Itself. Tothisapp.

    His. Delivery. Lends. Itself. Tothisapp.

  12. Pirate Dave Silver badge


    Shat shat the Shat app?

  13. Dana W

    Worth it.

    So I can hear him admit how bad an actor he really is in his own voice?

  14. Admiral Grace Hopper

    You bastards

    That's £1.99 and a whole afternoon that I'll never see again.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Hello .. Bank ... of Ameiricia... This is .. me... Bill.

    I would like ... to make ... a transfer. ......"

  16. Adam JC

    What a pile of...


    That is all.

  17. GougedEye


    or it didn't happen

  18. The Grump
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    Wow. !

    This app is amazingly amazing. It's better than the app that turns my phone into a banjo. Shatnerize me, Captain !

  19. Jess

    Where's the symbian version?

    The only people I know who'd want it have N8s

  20. David Kelly 2

    Brilliant! Plausible Deniability!

    With such an app in the wild Shatner can say *anything* and later deny it claiming "the app said it, no me!"

  21. Frumious Bandersnatch


    It was a pretty good year.

  22. perlcat

    A person can learn from this kid:

    "it never hurts to have a second set of prints on a firearm"---Nelson Muntz

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