You missed one review...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm
The excessively hirsute among you looking to derug yourselves are pointed in the direction of Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme, which is attracting some enthusiastic reviews down at Amazon. You are, however, advised to read the instructions before applying, especially the bit about the gel not being suitable for "intimate …
I think they don't enable posting linkified URLs until the account has been around for a while and made its first few posts. Otherwise, you're going the right way about it, just use standard html a href notation and when your account is valid for it, it'll work.
(The comments system does validate the URLs, so if you try it with a blank href like above it won't work. It appears to check both that the URL is well formed and that it DNS resolves. And from trying to post examples of working and broken URLs for you, I just discovered that all the URLs in your post have to work, and if any one of them doesn't, it disables all of them in preview, and gives a malformed html error on trying to post.)
Can't slap it on your sack. I presume it's bugger-all use for shaving your face in the morning too. So just what IS it for? About the only skin I can think of that's tough enough to take the corrosive treatment is the skin on the bottom of my feet.
Ah, that must be it. A simple labelling error. It's actually supposed to be "Veet for Hobbits".
"When I put this T-shirt on for the first time, my wife left me!
Thank you, Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt! "
You need one of these t-shirts, just read the Amazon reviews for yourself!
Once read a story of a guy who removed every hair he could manage to reach on his body including some very intimate places, only to discover that downy hair is actually required in certain areas ( between the buttocks! ) as it allows air to keep the two sides of your upper thighs and buttocks from sticking together! The gentleman in the story went on to confess that there is nothing so painful in life as hairless buttock skin rubbing together for hours and getting more sore by the second on one of the hottest days of the year!
Once every 3 months my long suffering wife likes to give my back a good mowing, something wonderful about a hair free back on a hot sticky Summer tube train, sheer bliss!
Defense Tech 56895 Pepper Spray Aerosol Projector MK-9 Stream 1.3% 12 OZ
"When I feel threatened by students, no matter how unarmed, peaceful and seated they may be, I know that Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray has got my back as I casually spray away at point blank range.
It really is the Cadillac of citizen repression technology."
http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/dp/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
A little sample..
"Transmission of music data at rates faster than the speed of light seemed convenient, until I realized I was hearing the music before I actually wanted to play it. Apparently Denon forgot how accustomed most of us are to unidirectional time and the general laws of physics."
Thanks to this article and fellow commentards, I've visited, in rapid succession, pages about a drum of lube, a children's book, pepper spray and a male hair removal gel... all linked from an article that directly addresses torture...
Now, the FBI is watching me.... isn't it? ISN'T IT??
Black choppers... I'm certain they're circling me...