Nympho hauled to loon-cooler after serial bonkathon brutality A Munich nymphomaniac is languishing in hospital under psychiatric observation after two men suffered extended sexual ordeals at the hands of the rampant temptress. According to local cops, the unnamed woman met her first victim, a 43-year-old man, in a bar. He willingly accompanied her to her place, where they had sex " …
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Nonsense, bondage and repressed sexuality is part and parcel of hardware (fnarr, fnarr) terminology:
Master & Slave?
Motherboards?
the whole sticking of floppies or hard-drives into their correct slots?
Mounting correctly?
What would Freud have made of this?
And we wonder why there are few women in IT...
The story's a couple of weeks old:
http://www.tz-online.de/aktuelles/muenchen/sex-sklave-dieter-fuenf-stunden-gefangen-2277597.html (in Jorman of course but includes the name of the pub where she picked the guy up).
What do you do in such a situation? In general, men are able to overpower women but lamp her if you attempt to escape...
If 47 is "old people" round your way, I suspect you're not long out of school. To a major degree, it's like hacking. You might not be as pretty to look at, but you're a whole lot more effective in action.
Cue the "she was only a coder's girlfriend, but she knew what to do with a dangling pointer" jokes...
(Oh all right then, let's have another - "she was only a TCP/IP expert, but she was stacked".)
"man forcing a woman to keep having sex would see screams of rape"
This WAS rape, by any definition of the word. First 3 times was consensual, the next 5 times (if my reading is correct, my German is a bit rusty) she was blackmailing him / holding him hostage in a locked apartment that he wanted to leave. Just because she wasn't holding a knife to his throat or a gun to his head doesn't make it any more consensual.
"But as a man, if I had been sober enough that I was happy with my choice of partner, I wouldn't press any charges"
So if you are happy with things at first, then change your mind, but are forced to have sex again and again, that is ok..!? Hopefully you won't be on the jury for any domestic violence trials.
Funny? Really? Along the lines of:
"You're not getting out of here until you give me more sex"
In all seriousness, this sounds pretty frightening to me, particularly if the person is stronger than me and I can't defend myself against him or her. It's also fairly frightening if you can just slap the other person out of the way and make a bolt for the door, because you don't know if you're then going to end up on the end of a cry of "rape".
Yeah, it's exactly rape. And nobody would think it was the least be funny if it happened to women. But at the same time, it's still a very curious situation. I'm left wondering how she managed to detain the victims. If the sexes were reversed, physical force would be the obvious answer, but (presumably) that wasn't the case here.
I guess she must have locked the door, but that alone wouldn't normally be enough to stop a determined person form getting out. Yet there was no mention of weapons, threats or violence. It's just so weird, especially that it happened twice.
If the sexes were reversed, physical force would be the obvious answer, but (presumably) that wasn't the case here
I can imagine that she could possibly have threatened that if he left, she would call the police and accuse him of raping her.
It's a powerful threat after all - just an accusation can ruin a mans life.
>presumably she'd have picked a man she felt confident that she could overpower.
I would have thought she'd be looking for someone who looked as if they could satisfy her
I don't wish to imply a seven stone weakling couldn't manage to perform but if were looking for a good romp I'd look for someone who was built to bounce not snap.
The article does not mention the profession of the snu snu torturess. I wonder if she works as a hairdresser. Maybe she, the Russian coiffeuse and that other Russian bird that can lift 20 kgs using her snatch muscles can get assigned to a prison for communal marital visits.
And yes, orgasming too frequently in a short period does result in pain in the porkelator.
Even if you're enthusiastic, and in good shape, and manage not to strain anything, you can end up with some very painful abrasions in sensitive places after a while. Also, it does become a lot less fun for guys a lot quicker than for girls, due to various physical and hormone reaction reasons (hint, bait and switch, find various tactics to entertain lest you run out of options)
Even if you were totally up for it and crazily into the other party, it can get pretty nasty after a while.
(AC because admitting to consenting to a multi-day coke fuelled sex binge probably isn't the smartest idea ever)
Seriously, that has got to suck.
Turns out you can in fact get bruising and no it doesen't go down and hurts like a b*t*h.
In fact it has been known to be caused by trauma, and can lead to permanent damage, gangrene and death if untreated with a feckin' big needle installed in the cavernosa to drain out the blood.
Both sides to boot.
AC/DC
This is not sex addiction, but serious self-harm, and is in fact an exhibition of insanity. Because it's about sex, it seems funny, but this poor woman is abusing others and living a life of self-damage and disfunction. 'Nymphomania' is always a joke, but these women are usually victims of childhood abuse. Just read (if you can bear it) stories of rescuing 12 year old girls from brothels, or indeed young boys from brotherls -- their actions and reactions are nearly the same.
In the UK this would NOT be classified as rape. Only men can commit rape in English law as penetration with a penis must occur.
The worst offense the woman could have been charged with in the UK is 'Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent' (an either way offense which only carries 6months max sentence on summary conviction), and even that is a bit iffy as old elizabethan era case law has also established a precedent that once a man has an errection he is deemed to have consented to sexual activity (even if he is asleep at the time). She could possibly be charged with a single case of sexual assault for the last attempt (because he did not go through with the act). More than likely if this had happened in the UK the only charge that the CPS would be prepared to bring would be unlawful imprisonment!
PS Yes I'm aware that this happened in Germany not England, no I don't know what the law is over there.
According to something I read in a magazine , gay men basically use a variant of the female sheath for that.
Seriously, the shape is nearly the same and it fits just fine although this version is thicker for um, "obvious" reasons.
Also they wear a badge which is coloured green,basically "i want it now".. a little pair of handcuffs denotes bondage/BDSM, yellow indicates watersports, etc.
AC/DC
No, I don't know. I can't remember any woman in such circumstances being condemned for a lack of a sense of humour. They might not have been believed, told the way they dressed attracted unwarranted attention or numerous other things but being told they lacked a sense of humour, no. Perhaps you could give an example of a real case.
@Mycho:
Oh dear Mycho, I so love your naivete and bravado and seeming endless innocence, however to get on in life you must learn a bit more, especially learning not to take what people spout at face value and then regurgitate it as if you do not have an independent thought. You do, my dear, have much to contribute, of that I am sure.
Rest assured your comment (in the 80s etc.)is ***total*** bullshit, and not true. Wherever you received that impression as the truth, or whoever advised you of same, please refuse further "input" from that source.
...to "Nympho hauled to loin cooler..."
I didn't get all the way through the comments, if my comment has duplicated someone else's, to them I say, you are brilliant.
To those who decry humor about these sexual assaults, precisely BECAUSE the victim roles have been switched makes it funny, at least to this rape survivor.
These comments are made in a cyberforum. We are not the investigating personnel, therefore, we joke.
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