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Telcos have clobbered an independent Parliamentary inquiry into online child safety by saying that its recommendations are unworkable. Prime Minister David Cameron indicated in the House of Commons yesterday that he welcomed the plans, but the broadband industry's lobby group, the Internet Service Providers' Association (ISPA …


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  1. localzuk
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    Stupid idea

    "While parents should be responsible for their children's online safety, in practice people find it difficult to put content filters on the plethora of internet-enabled devices in their homes, plus families lack the right information and education on internet safety."

    So, there's a lack of information and education on it? Surely the answer is better education and information then?

    Also, they say that schools have filtering. Yup, that they do, but it is also very expensive. A commercial solution which can handle a 100Mbit connection for a school like ours costs about £4k + support. That deals with about 500 connections at once. Scale that up for a huge ISP, and you soon have huge costs involved. Who is going to pay for it?

    In my home, I have no need for filtering, so why should my bill end up going up to cover this cost?

    1. Dan 10

      Re: Stupid idea

      Better education and information might be the way forward if 'think of the children' was actually the real reason for this, which I'm pretty f***ing sure it isn't.

      Think about it, the net snooping thing has just resurfaced, as has this net filtering agenda. Last time, IIRC, they were both about terrorism (mostly); this time one of them has reverted to the kiddie angle, but it amounts to the same thing.

      What really bothers me is that if you take a conspiracy-nut dose of scepticism to this and view it as an attempt to control the population, it's explained really easily. But there is surely a more sensible answer, since that's just paranoia. Isn't it?


      1. JimmyPage

        Delicous irony

        The delicious irony, of the past decades of political snobbery towards any form of technical or scientific learning, is that the current crop of politicians, and their bondsmen civil servants, just simply do not "get" the internet. I suspect some of them think it's just a bigger, better version of the old dial up bulletin boards, from the 80s.

        If I were a politician, to be honest, I really wouldn't worry about the dangers of the internet. Like modern day TV and music, there is so much shite out there, you get tired of looking ....

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Stupid idea

        @Dan10: I'm sure the snoops are backing Perry & Co to the hilt, though they probably won't admit it. But the other motivation is a sort of psychological thing that I can only describe as control-freakery. MPs are pretty powerless on any real issue these days, most policy is sewn up by technocrats, so stuff like this is manna to them - looks like they are "doing something for real people". Never mind the job losses, wage cuts, pension fiascos, at least we're saving the kiddies.

        And there is a species of generally middle aged, middle class political woman who gets her jollies telling men what to do. I suppose one could consider them as dominatrixes who don't get their submissives' consent. Dangerous perverts really...

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Stupid idea

          I believe the phrase you are looking for is 'glorified social worker' in the first, paragraph, the second paragraph does bring the phrase 'Tory Woman' to mind but is in fairness something 'Tory man' , 'raving looney lefty' and 'sandal wearing liberal' have in equal measure.

          In truth MPs have significant power - as long as they act together to hold the executive to account (that's the day job guys) and don't want a shadow or ministerial post or a seat in the upper house nor to face a sudden boundary shift ...

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Stupid idea

      Exactly, we need to vote this government out ASAP, there stream of money wasting crazy big brother nazi chinese ideas are poisoning us all.

      1. Vic

        Re: Stupid idea

        > we need to vote this government out ASAP

        The last lot were at least as bad.

        The next lot will probably be worse.

        What we need is a way to upset the comfort level of certain career politicians. They need to understand that abject stupidity in office has personal repercussions.

        Of course, the precursor to that is creating an environment where abject stupidity in office actually does have personal repercussions.


  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The majority don't switch it on when available

    Dildo Harding, if only one in three turn your filter on, that means the vast majority don't.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The majority don't switch it on when available

      Indeed, it's likely that a vast majority want adult content... don't have kids, much like the folk in my office, most don't have children those that do implement their own solutions (be it technical or not) and one or two shrug and go "well if they don't get the material at mine, they'll get it somewhere else" much like as we all did with video nasties...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The majority don't switch it on when available

        And who said children seeing the world for what it is is such a bad thing !! Vote this government out, simple.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Ah, notice tacit reversal of meaning.

      Just like "opt-in" and "opt-out" are reversed from the usual meaning in the proposed filtering law, "turn-on" means "turn-off". So that's two thirds that didn't bother with the hassle of proving (again!) that they were old enough by handing over a credit card number or something. "Success" redefined for the morality bunch's convenience.

  3. Anigel
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    The same network level filtering operating in schools which every school kid knows how to subvert so they can continue to post rubbish on facebook and other blocked sites as if the block didn't exist. The only workable solution that will 100 prevent kids seeing stuff their parents are not happy with is the parents sitting down with their kids when they use the internet instead of just using the internet as a baby sitter and leaving them to do what they want.

  4. Crisp

    Common Sense Prevails

    If parents don't want their kids viewing porn on the internet, then it should be up to the parents to look after their kids.

    It's not my fault that Claire Perry can't figure out how to turn her kids PC off or configure her router or filtering software.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Common Sense Prevails

      Yep indeed, never mind there are something like 40+ murders a hour coming in via TV channels, let's lose our fucking minds over a little bit of filth! If my kids accidentally got to see something unsuitable I'd hope it was a bit of nudity and people having fun as opposed to someone shouting "melon-farmer" at some poor sod and blasting his brains up the nearest wall with a handgun!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Common Sense Prevails

        I guess it's easier explaining to your kids why that lady is playing with that man than it is to have to explain why that man is beating that other man into a bloody pulp.

  5. My Alter Ego

    They're not going far enough

    There's the possibility that I might stumble across adult entertainment on my TV (11pm on Freeview channel 97, in case you wanted to make sure don't come across it)

    I was watching Starship Troopers a few weeks ago and was disgusted when the blood and gore was interrupted by a gratuitous nude shower scene. Nothing warned me that this was going to happen.

    Also, just the other day, I was reading a techno-thriller, and there was some explicitly described sex scenes - I was livid.

    Why aren't these MPs speaking up and demanding that two version of books are published - the clean version & the filthy sex-filled version.

    Somebody needs to tell the committee that they're not going far enough, it's what the public wants (in fact, it's what the public needs)

    1. Jedit

      "Nothing warned me that this was going to happen."

      I beg to differ. More than adequate warning for the gratuitous nudity in Starship Troopers was provided in the opening credits, where it said "Directed by Paul Verhoeven".

  6. fLaMePrOoF

    "It bears all the hallmarks of a policy proposal that is trying to fix a problem without understanding the solution"

    I'd go further and say the government is trying to fix a problem without even understanding the problem, never mind any solution...

    Network level filtering for mobile data connections is right and propper as parents can't otherwise restrict adult content on a childs device, but on a home ISP connection it is entirely inappropriate not just for technical reasons but because it is never going to be an effective solution and will pring with it a whoile host of new problems and issues.

    I personally don't se what all the fuss is about - securing every device on a hoime network in one swoop can be easily achieved by using an alternative DNS service such as OpenDNS. Even without a static IP tis can be effective by way of a DNS update client. Of course, ISPs wouls be very reluctant to tout such a solution as it would cut their revenu drastically if users migrated away from their DNS servers en masse; so surely a reasonable solution is for ISPs to implement OpenDNS style user configurable content filtering on their own DNS servers. This could even be done on an opt-out basis without causing too mouch hastle, or alternatively provide alternate DNS server addresses depending on a customers choice at sign-up.

    The posibilities and permutaions are many but I'm convinced that this would be the best way to implement additional content controls, provided the responsibility and configurability of it was placed firmly with the bill payer.

    1. Anigel

      Changing DNS servers on routers will not stop anyone changing the dns servers used on the local machine to unfiltered ones or indeed just adding an IP address to the hosts file. Two very simple measures that would immediately break your solution.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward


        my kids are 6 and 7.

        So the solution works for them - unless you think all kids can change dns settings locally.

        OpenDns will work for most kids upto about 10,11 etc years old. At which age they can learn how to bypass any solution anyway.

        1. Mr Anonymous

          Re: luckily

          OpenDNS will only work until many use it, then the clever kids will tell the not so clever how to get around it.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: luckily

            When 6 years olds know how to reconfigure DNS (And can teach other 6 year olds how to do it) I won't be upset - I will be pleased.

            Until that time, I agree with the OP that an OpenDNS like system is effective (not totally) for protecting young kids, and should be used (but not relied on at the expense of supervision).

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Open DNS - am I missing something?

          I use Open DNS and it allows me to see every kind of filth and illegal stuff. Much more than my ISP's DNS in fact.

          Why this is good for the kids escapes me.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        "Changing DNS servers on routers will not stop anyone changing the dns servers used on the local machine to unfiltered ones or indeed just adding an IP address to the hosts file. Two very simple measures that would immediately break your solution."

        If your children are able to understand why these changes are required and are able to do them, then you're not going to stop them getting to the porn that they obviously want using any sort of filtering. ISP level? Use a proxy, or the neighbours unprotected WiFi. Of course you can just go back do how we all did it prior to the internet, grab a copy from your mates. You cant simply stop kids from doing what we've all being doing since, well, mankind began.

        A 'clean' DNS would be a very cost effective way to go while not clobbering the rest of us with the 'think of the children' hysteria.

    2. GrumpyJoe

      Other DNS providers are out there you know? What's to stop my precious child working this out? PC non-admin accounts? Please, I had a laptop recently with Windows 7 Home premium on it, and the first user that was setup (me) was SET AS ADMIN BY DEFAULT!!! IN 2011!!!

      If a parent can lock down a device to a single DNS server setup then they are more technical than 95% of parents...

      Back to square one?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Not square one at all.

        No solution will block all adult content without a) affecting legitimate content, and b) being bypassable. Whatever solution is thought up there will be away around it (vpn, TOR, etc).

        The OpenDNS -like solution is the easiest way to get setup a network to protect 'most' kids (my daughter is 12, and she doesn't know how to reconfigure DNS settings).

        Just because it is not 100% perfect doesn't mean you are back to square one - no solution will be 100% perfect and OpenDNS is (in terms of effort/simplicity for parents vs effectiveness) a great solution. Don't forget that the 'kids' we are protecting here can be anything from 3 or 4 years old upwards - most 'kids' won't know how to reconfigure DNS for some years after that (in some cases for ever!) so this solution has merit. The fact that a 13 or 14 year is more techy than their parent (and could bypass this if they knew how) doesn't mean it's not effective for protecting 3, 4, 5,6 ...etc year olds.

        1. Anigel

          Re: Not square one at all.

          If you are the type of parent who lets 3 and 4 year old kids use the internet without any form of supervision then dns is the least of your concerns.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Not square one at all.

            Lol. I'm not (my kids are older) but 3 and 4 year old kids use computers you know. Some software connects to the internet. Some opens online pages in pretty windows.

            Even if you are sat next to them when they use the computer, they could click something that shows an inappropriate image (i.e an inappropriate advert) - you being sat there didn't stop it being shown (and lots of parents wouldn't recognise a dodgy/suspicious link anyway). These parents need something simple and OpenDNS helps (it's not a replacement for supervision, it's an addition - but as I said, supervision alone won't block porn either - as evidence of that, how may adults get porn popups, and porn-related viruses on their machines without knowing what they did wrong? So how would they know what to stop their kids doing?

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Network level filtering for mobile data connections is right and propper as parents can't otherwise restrict adult content on a childs device

      Other than not giving them one to start with of course. It's interesting how rarely this particular option is brought up, even though the whole need for them seems to be one dreamed up by the industry trying to make money out of the children.

      Devices such as smartphones are dangerous for kids and no filter in the world is going to fix that, especially when an unknown percentage of the material is coming from the kids themselves (children being bullied into sexting for example).

    4. Coofer Cat

      Right and proper on a mobile device?

      You see, I don't think mobile devices should be "filtered by default" either. I'm an adult, I have a credit agreement and a contract, so by definition I must also be an adult. If I am one of a relatively tiny minority of people who choose to (a) give their kids a phone with a web browser and (b) buy them a contract for it, then I can also pay my mobile operator to "lock down" that connection. The rest of us shouldn't have to pay for the mobile operator to provide this for the numpties who can't parent their kids and think kids need the latest smartphones.

      Frankly, we all already pay far more for mobile services than is "right and proper", and so anything that puts that cost up for the vast and overwhelming majority is wrong.

      Oh, and by the way... who do you think "asked" the mobile operators to filter by default? Yeah, you got it... the same people now asking for landline ISPs to do the same thing.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    > as well as other "inappropriate" material such as websites that promote self-harm and anorexia.

    ...she said looking over the top of this month's Vogue.

  8. frank ly

    Yes, but

    " ... the system already used by most major UK mobile phone companies, where access to adult content is blocked until an age verification check is conducted ..."

    This is because a child can walk into a shop and buy a phone (or just a SIM card) on PAYG, using cash. Only an adult can purchase a domestic internet connection and it should be regarded as that adult's responsibility to control access by any children in the home.

  9. Audrey S. Thackeray


    What are we protecting these kids from, exactly?

    I mean what are the actual, measured, observable, negative consequences for the children (or for wider society)?

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    politicians who have no clue

    "Very few would argue that the watershed guidelines for TV viewing, the application of film ratings .. represent inappropriate forms of censorship ...". Spoken by someone who lives in a parallel universe where DVD players don't exist and teenagers go to bed before 9pm. Not arguing against ratings etc, just pointing out they don't work unless there is adequate parental supervision of children.

    If ISP filtering followed primary school filtering to define what is acceptable for non-adults, then much of the web would vanish. TheRegister vanishes for swearing, as with much social networking. So we would all have to enable our ISP connections for adult levels anyway. These self important MPs haven't the slightest clue.

  11. A Non e-mouse Silver badge

    Oldest profession

    Tory MP Claire Perry, claimed that many kids in the UK were "accessing internet pornography

    I remember as a kid (in the days before Internet porn) looking at dirty mags. (Although, compared to what you can get on the 'net today, they were pretty tame)

    People in authority, seem to think that not talking about sex, porn, etc. will stop teenagers seeing it or being interested in it. These people seem to have forgotten one major problem. Teenager's bodies are in over drive with horomones. And those hormones make teenagers *very* intent on finding out about sex in whatever way they can.

    I remember one MP (or was it a Lord ?) saying that if we don't tell children about masturbation or sex, they won't discover it. RUBBISH!

    The state should not waste it's time & money on restrictions & filters that won't work. The state/society should spend it's money encouraging parents to have sensible discussions with their children about sex, porn, etc.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Oldest profession

      "..if we don't tell children about masturbation or sex, they won't discover it.."

      The irony is that only a complete wanker would make such a statement :-)

    2. P. Lee

      Re: Oldest profession

      I don't think anyone thinks blocking porn will make teens not think about sex.

      It might, however, remove a damaging and inaccurate description of human sexual relations.

      They aren't spending money on things that don't work. They are buying votes of parents who don't know better. It works very well.

      1. Shades

        @ P. Lee

        "inaccurate description of human sexual relations."

        You've clearly never slept with my ex or anybody else who doesn't think sex is just about procreation then!

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Oldest profession

      "...(Although, compared to what you can get on the 'net today, they were pretty tame)..."

      Unless of course you happened to go on a school trip to Denmark. To our astonishment and adolescent delight we discovered street corner vending machines, seemingly ten a penny, that for a very modest sum dispensed serious hardcore pr0n of the kind that made your old man's purloined Penthouse seem a bit page 3 by comparison, and not a dot, star or other crude obstruction in sight. Even the print was decent quality. The hard part wasn't buying them, but making sure the supervising teacher was out of sight when you did.

      Thanks to uptight UK law, in schoolboy barter and playground kudos terms, a well packed travel bag from Denmark was better currency than a gold mine at the bottom of the garden.

  12. Dick Emery
    Big Brother

    But think of the children!

    If you don't see this as anything other than what it really is (just another means for them to censor out what they don't want you to see or hear. I.E. more control over the internet) you are a fool. We already have that list of blocked sites on most ISP's that nobody but a privileged few knows is what is on it. Will this filter have a list of sites publicaly availble for us to scrutinize? I highly doubt it.

    It's a smokescreen for more government control by any other name.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    I don't get it, my wife gave birth to our child and gave up a fair amount to carry him around for 9 months, I pay for his food, clothes, activities etc, yet it appears it's the government that is looking after him/bringing him up, can we not dispense with the bullshit and just give him to the government to feed and cloth etc.

    Would save me a fortune, free up a room in the house and I can also then take off the website blocking my router is doing and switch off the parental controls that constantly hassle me on the slightly dumber devices (tablets, phones etc). Only downside is I loose my legitimate reason for playing with Lego :(

  14. Rob Beard
    Big Brother


    This reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Marge is against Itchy and Scratchy, the mums campaign against Itchy and Scratchy and then decide to go onto the Statue of David. If these folks on 'mumsnet' get their own way they'll keep pushing until they have blocked everything that they don't like.

    As a parent, I don't want my kids to see bad things, I don't let them go on Facebook yet (my daughters are nearly 12, just turned 10 and nearly 6) and I do give them a bit of freedom of what they access on the net but I do reguarly monitor what they do and I've implemented DansGuardian (okay not all parents have the knowhow on how to do this).

    So if they want to do this, why can't they make it opt-in?

    I mean, why can't they give customers the option to turn the filter on if they don't want little Johnny to see anything bad via a web control panel or a call to the ISP.


    1. John Lilburne

      Re: Opt-in?

      OTOH As Jimmy Wales is now an advisor to David Cameron he can explain how educational this is to kids researching "Human Male" on wikipedia:

      1. frank ly

        @John Lilburne Re: Opt-in?

        That's quite a gallery of knob-heads. Then again, it is Wikipedia.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Rather l;ike saying people who sell guns...

    ... should be responsible for the murders that their customers commit!

  16. Mr Young


    I wish somebody would think of the parents - children are totally annoying between the interwebs;)

  17. IT Hack

    You can tell this is utter bollocks when the first so called expert witness is an agony aunt from The Sun.

    After all the recent scandals and such I thought my opinion of politicians could not possibly get any lower. How wrong I was.

    I really do think someone needs to smack these idiots upside the head and hopefully get them to focus on the real issues like promoting critical thought, science and technology and getting rid of jumped up fuckwittery.

    Pint coz otherwise its all too far depressing.

  18. SJRulez

    I can see this seriously back firing if they do implement it, whats the betting that consenting adults will have to jump through hoops if they want access to such material but their teenage kids will find away round it within minutes.

    There needs to be more focus on getting parents to actually police what their children are doing on the internet rather than using it as a tool to keep children occupied whilst they do what they want.

  19. g e

    Why is it anyone's job to protect the children

    Other than the parents.

    In our house, at least, we accept that as parents it's our responsibility to raise the kids ourselves and teach them right from wrong and smart from stupid.

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    TV watershed

    They need to extend this to TV too, we need an opt-in for any programmes after 9 PM. My kid has a TV in their room and can turn it on when they go to bed and watch 'bad' things. Last week my kid came down to breakfast looking terrible - they had had a nightmare because they turned the TV on after 9PM and saw....Jeremy Paxman. The trauma must have been unbearable. We parents need the government to do our for us jobs NOW and protect our kids from this level of upset - we need watershed TV opt-in NOW.

    1. Charles 9 Silver badge

      Re: TV watershed

      SImple solution: plug the telly into a timer, set to cut off at 9PM and not cut on again until say 8AM. If the plug is behind a dresser or the like, odds are the kid won't be able to get to it to alter it.

      As for the whole "filter by default" thing, I think part of the problem are parents who don't even realize such a thing exists...until they or (worse) their kid happens upon it.

  21. Oliver 7

    I don't need no steenking title!

    Did anyone see Daybreak this morning? I can't remember the specifics but they wielded a red top headline claiming our kids are all accessing adult content online and trotted out some interest group saddo (Mum's Against Filth or something like that?) who *actually* brought with her a teddy bear. She said she had brought the bear specifically to evoke in our minds the image of a 10 year old's bedroom with pile of teddys on the bed (awww!) - while at the same time the inquisitive Herbert is busy accessing filth on their PC. It was a classic 'think of the children' moment!

    I wouldn't even know where to start, but suffice to say no 10 year old should be getting unfettered and unsupervised access to an Internet-connected PC in their room! What world do these people live in? And why should I have to pay (via ISP fees) to prevent this scenario occurring? The mind boggles!

  22. Mike Street

    Make it Illegal

    The solution is easy, and staring them in the face...

    make it illegal for children under 18 to go online. Give the Internet an 'X" certificate.

    Then we can all have as much adult stuff as we want (which appears to include medical information they don't like, according to the reports) and no problem with children.

    And of course, being a law, no-one would ever think of breaking it.

    1. Will Godfrey Silver badge

      Re: Make it Illegal

      I have a better idea. Make it illegal for any *parent* to have any internet service if they have children under 18.

  23. Jim Carter

    "Think of the children"

    Kinky bastards...

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Parents don't have a clue!

    "Tory MP Claire Perry, claimed that many kids in the UK were "accessing internet pornography" as well as other "inappropriate" material such as websites that promote self-harm and anorexia."....and Obviously! stands up shouts repeatedly, OI, PARENTS: Stop using the net to babysit or hand your kids into the nearest social services!

    Enforced condom usage or sterifisation maybe the only thing that saves the UK. After all, we can't rely on you to do the right thing now, can we?

  25. btone

    Nice one Claire...

    Down here we have an ex pommy called Stevo Conroy... Now you have Claire Perry... Arguable which is the bigger doofus, but the opt in sounds like it gives the female web luddite the win by a short half head...

  26. Ben Norris
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    bad implementation is inevitable in reality

    What annoys me is that I have to enter my sky pin every five minute even though I live in a house full of adults. No option to permanently turn it off.

    Likewise on my mobile I had to faff around getting adult content enabled because they had miscategorised a site that I often use for work. This took several phonecalls and having to go into a shop to show id despite the fact that I must be an adult to engage in a contract . That's not the end of it because from time to time it randomly gets turned back on again.

    This is the real reason why opt out systems are so inconvenient, because they can never be implemented thouroughly and entirely correctly. By opting in you are choosing that the benefit will outweigh the inconvenience whereas in an opt out system the inconvenience is thrust upon you whether you see any benefit or not.

  27. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Solution = responsible parents... not penalising everyone else.

  28. wowfood

    If I were a parent (thank god I'm not) I already know what I'd do.

    "blah blah blah plethora of online enabled devices in the home"

    If they're all online, they'll all be connecting througha single router. So I'd buy a router with parental controls on it to block out some of the smut, of course it'd need to be updated regularly

    I'd also change the DNS to openDNS since they also have a child safety blocker build in, so long as you configure it to recognize your IP.

    After that if they can still get porn, which they will, then I'd just have to shrug. No matter what they do kids will get porn. They block all the porn sites, the kids will use proxies. They block all the proxies, kids will learn about tunnelling. they block off tunneling the kids will find some other way through.

    All they're doing by trying to force it is inconvenienceing the masses. Its the same thing with most government agendas, ID cards, pro-life, no gm. Its the minority making noise whch gets these things the spotlight, and its the content majority who get messed about.

  29. Subliteratus

    Heh, this is the same Claire Perry who got a bit miffed that the speaker wasn't giving her the chance to bang on about tuition fees in a Commons debate just over a year ago. She left the chamber in snit, went to the tea room and - using her outside voice - asked "What have I got to do to be called by the Speaker? Give him a blow job?"

    I wander if part of her zeal for filtering naughty thing is to stop that particular search result from popping up every time the good people of Devizes google for info on their elected delegate?

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Your all missing the key thrust,of this rubbish

    This has never been about protecting kids from Adult content except in the eyes of the anti male terrorists from the mumsnet branch of Al Manhater (much more dangerous to us men than Osama ever was)

    By forcing people to apply to opt out of the filter you have a default database of "perverts" and other undesirables so when any form of sex crime occurs in your neighbourhood the plod will simply drag out the list and start banging on doors because according to the batshit mental femonazis out there any person who looks at adult content is a penis wielding rapist.

    Parents need to take responsibility for the childrens activities, but once they hit teenage years and the hormones are raging you wont stop them finding this stuff regardless of how many blocks you try and put in place or how carefully you manage them.

    The irony of the feminists being used and abused to drive a wider agenda of public monitoring isnt lost

  31. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    *** Solution to all this ***

    I don’t get this. Its ok for someone to let their kids run riot, stab old ladies, mug old men, sware and abuse in the street, rob... in essence to let them out the front door of the house in to "that" real world, yet somehow the internet is different. The contradiction, the irony the sick twisted hidden agenda of all this requires a group of us to take action and AK47 these pathetic MPs out of existence!!!

  32. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Andrew Cuomo killed all Newsgroups in NY State by similar logic and political pressure

    The now Governor of NY State was the past State Attorney General. His department practiced blackmail against all ISP's doing business in NY by telling them that they had to turn off all newsgroups because "some" groups were for kiddie porn.

    If they did not comply, the NY SAG office would write press releases damning the ISP mentioning they "failed to come to an agreement with <insert ISP Name Here> for removing the kiddie porn from their service" thus implying that the ISP was promoting KP. In fact, none of the ISP's had any direct control over the third party NNTP service that clients paid extra for. None of those Newsgroup services could technically police the newsgroups because the very protocol prevents censorship, providing too many places to hide.

    Valuable information disappeared from availability for the sake of mentally deficient, puritanical politicians campaigns.

    The internet is too vast to police just as the human mind is too vast to police. Those who fear the wild and dark nether regions of either type of neural network should not be allowed to have access.

    Apparently one requirement of being a politician is a complete and utter lack of reason and understanding of "normal" human behaviour. More proof that if ignorance is bliss, stupidity is Nirvana?

    To my understanding, the puritanical USA has more sex crimes than Europe because sex is not hidden away in Europe. Be careful or you may get the exact opposite of what you intended.

    Used to be as a young boy you learned about sex from the old man's Playboy's locked away in the garage combined with back of the bus conjecture and rumor. The internet has replaced all that with free streaming porn video of every possible kind. I can't say that's better for the child but it leaves no room for rumor or conjecture, they sure know better than we ever did.

    Best thing you can do for your kids is check their internet history to see where they have been. When you begin to see questionable websites, it's a good time to have "the talk".

    First and foremost the parent needs to care enough to do their job and not leave the "babysitting" to others.

  33. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    Aside from the ones who seem to keep refusing to give me a job, no hard feelings, I'd trust all the civil servants in whitehall, all the police in police stations, and all the lay magistrates on the bench, to identify the people doing real harm, and stop them. The reason for this is that they're all just real people, same as me, and probably don't want kids looking at lesbian fisting, any more than I do.

    Yet bizarrely, our country is run by people, and judged by people who are in it for their position, so I don't trust them one bit to get it right. I recognise that's the best we've got, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

    What else could describe people whose sole reason to be is to get re-elected, and what else could describe people who make legal decisions who are then immediately contradicted by someone else in the same job, ad infitinum.

    If I walked into a citizens advice bureau or rang the Samaritans from a rooftop, and asked a person for advice, and his advice was "If you jump off, it will mean less phonecalls for me." you wouldn't think the advice was good. Yet this advice is exactly that.

    If I went to a policeman, and said "I want to do such and such, is it legal?" and he said yes, only then to have his colleague arrest me for it, then you'd be pissed off, but this is the eberyday life of the Judiciary as I see it. Jail a man for beating a criminal to death with a cricket bat, "because it must be a custodial sentence" followed a week later by a "it should never have been jail, it was clearly...."

    Yet these two groups of people are involved in this. What could go wrong?

  34. Anonymous Noel Coward
    Big Brother

    Call me crazy...

    ...but what about mandatory shock collars for children?

    They so much as look at porn and *BZZZZZT*

    That'll learn 'em.

  35. Anonymous Noel Coward
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    Also, maybe we should ban cars from the roads so those little tikes can play safetly!

  36. ph0b0s
    Black Helicopters

    The TalkTalk system - too high a price....

    "ISP TalkTalk has been the one lonely voice in the pro-net-filtering debate, having become the only major telco in Blighty to have implemented network-level anti-malware blockers on its service in May 2011."

    Doesn't talktalk's system work by recording all their customers browsing history (even the ones who are not using the filters), so TalkTalk's 'bad content' detector can search through the web pages later and add them to talktalk's filter list, if needed?

    That's hardly a good model. Network filters for some customers at the cost of the privacy of all customers. That does not sound like a good bargain to me.

    Wait a minute, doesn't the government want to start monitoring browsing history. And the only system that does filtering at the moment, collects that as part of building their filters. That's convenient. Strange both these pieces of legislation are happening close together.....

  37. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    ISPs say approach unworkable?

    They are simply off message. Don't they realise this is being done to Protect Children (TM). Perhaps MP Claire Perry should try speaking very loudly and slowly so the message is more clearly understood.

  38. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Roll on the General ELection

    It's time to get these New Labour control freaks out of office

  39. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    First they came for the paedos...

    and now its time for the pornos.

  40. Roger Mew

    I use, and have put on others a "OpenDNS route that means that you can easily block anything, it also helps reduce virii. Many ordinary ISP's are actually riddled with viri or little twits doing stupid things, so to use something like OpenDNS is a triple bonus. Oh, triple, yes it also means that your ISP does not know what you are doing.

  41. Vic

    > Many ordinary ISP's are actually riddled with viri

    *What* ??

    > it also means that your ISP does not know what you are doing.

    You go on believing that, sonny...


  42. John Smith 19 Gold badge

    The "Send Claire Perry on an internet training course" fund is now open for donations

    Modeled on the "Send M Night Shyamalan to Directors school" it has a similarly laudable (if equally unlikely) objective.

    That of giving Ms Perry a f***ing clue.

    Let's not forget her cunning plan to age rate *every* site on the internet (or rather get every UK ISP to do it for her, like that nice system the UK insisted on having to validate bank account details to online gambling sites like and thereby supplying them with a fat file of personal information).

    Joking aside the question has to be Ignorant (fixable), stupid (unfixable), cheap( could be fixed but feels *such* a sense of entitlement that it's not *her* problem to begin with).

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