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We don't usually report glitches in games unless it has unintentionally hilarious results - think dragons flying backwards in Skyrim. But when it involves a goalkeeper appearing to get down and dirty with a striker in FIFA 12, we thought it too rib-tickling a mishap not to pass on. Check it out below. Certainly tops Vinnie …

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  1. Andy Tunnah

    See this is why footballers are truly the pinnacle of athletic ability, not only can he chase down his victim, he can assult him, finish off, then instantly get up and try to chase the ball again

    *salutes*

    ...on second thought that sounds like I'm saluting sexual assault...

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Whereas a cricketer would have taken 2days of foreplay before even taking their jumper off.

  2. lansalot
    Happy

    ooh !

    Back of the net ! Get in !

  3. c4m1k4z3
    Gimp

    Red Card

    Serious Foul Play

  4. Jamie Kitson

    Dragons flying backwards

    Oh yes, HIL-AR-OUS! [sic]

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Well...

    ... bugger me!

  6. JM 1

    .....

    Great Tackle!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: .....

      hard tackle?

  7. Dr. Mouse Silver badge
    Coat

    Bit below the belt, if you ask me!

  8. Risky
    Stop

    But was it 'simulation'?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "But was it 'simulation'?"

      No... But then, there wasn't any "stimulation," either.

  9. Joefish
    Trollface

    EA Sports - If it's in the game, it's in the game.

    Or maybe that should just read 'EA Spurts'. Go on Metro, you can use that as a headline when you recycle this story tomorrow. No charge.

  10. Cazzo Enorme

    Reminds me of my favourite line of football commentary from a World Cup match:

    "He shoots, and has Seaman all over the box"

    Pity England lost though.

    1. Field Marshal Von Krakenfart
      Facepalm

      Good, but not as good as cricket commentator Brian Johnston's

      "There's Neil Harvey standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle” (1961)

      "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" (1976)

      and my favourites

      RTE's George Hamilton commentating as Emilio Butreguanio leaves pitch: "He's pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his Captain off!"

      Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

  11. brain_flakes

    The Football Bit

    Oh and he's managed to squeeze it in! And he got it in from an impossible angle.

  12. Charlie van Becelaere
    Thumb Up

    "Hah, bumhug! "

    I see what you did there. Well played, sir.

  13. K. Adams
    Holmes

    That's the new penalty...

    ... for going offside.

  14. Gert Selkobi
    Joke

    You know what they say...

    ... any hole's a goal!

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