TONIGHT, Let's ALL MAKE LOVE in SHOREDITCH

[It takes more than severe first-degree burns from a drug-related snowboard accident to keep our Tech Venture Capitalist down. This week finds him recuperating, and in a reflective mood - Ed] Where's the Bong? I've been away - but only to hell and back. Let me explain. It was all going so well in the sunshine at Tignes. The …

[IT Hack]

Holy crap! Its razorfish all over again!

Pint - coz we had an on-site boozer

[Anonymous Coward]

??!!!

WTF did I just read up there?

For some reason all I can seem to remember is "lets make love" :P

[Mr Young]

I need a dictionary!

This is making me forget definition of sarcasm - may'be my bladder units need recalibrated?

[Anonymous Coward]

Best thing on El Reg ...

... since the much-missed Hunter S Thompson spoofs :)

[Ben Rosenthal]

Can anyone translate this to an Earth language?

[Mike Flex]

The individual words appear to be taken from English but they seem to have been thrown together arbitrarily.

Perhaps the author was testing a new rnd() function?

[Eddy Ito]

Translate?

I'd wager one has to drink the Bong water.

[Anonymous Coward]

Translation

Can't be done as it would require downing rather a lot of acetone and I promised my wife I'd never do that again - still can't get anything to grow where I puked, concrete even rots.

[Oninoshiko]

hell, I think i'd accept venusion..

When did AMFM get a column?

[Anonymous Coward]

What is this tripe?

[Roger Greenwood]

It was funny the first time . . .

. . . now just stop it.

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[Aaron Em]

That Nick

Ugly little podge, isn't he?

[John Smith 19]

A BOFH for the new Millenium?

Could be.

Steve Bong indeed.

[ducatis'r us]

satire and fact elide....

Luke Bozier exists?? Possibly?? Don't know why though.

[Jonjonz]

This has a few almost funny lines, but....

95% of it is crapoo-la.

We don't need more trust fund kids whining about their adventures.

[Dave 126]

C***

I wondered what had happened to Nathan Barley: http://thegestalt.org/simon/cunt/

[t_lark]

The Bozier Mench combo has really worked well. Love the site. Maybe its time to monetize it with some regenerating popups.

[amanfromMars 1]

Much ado about nothing ....... more needs to be done

Some intelligent leading content would be nice as a replacement for the present flashy waste of vacant space displayed, t_lark. Such would then surely generate money, which is a great trick.

[Naughtyhorse]

fucking brilliant

no idea who nick from the apprentice is, so when mrs NH asks who's he i repplied, Just some cunt... she pissed hersel.

weird thing is i was right as it turns out.

Brilliant article! thank got for the silicon cul-de-sac

[Naughtyhorse]

Lol nick the dick is a reg reader. poor thing :-)

[Mako]

I have no idea what I just read...

...but it has left me frightened and confused and hugging my knees in the corner.

[Intractable Potsherd]

I don't care wht the nay-sayers say ...

... Bong is great! He fits nicely with the humour on "Twenty Twelve" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00yw1t9). "These will be known as the games that changed the way the world dries its hands" ...

[Michael Wojcik]

Worth a chuckle

... in my book, anyway. I thought the Ayn Rand / RAND Corp bit was funny.

[wayward4now]

Ah! Someone has just refined the algorythm

that the spanners use to compose their nonsensical filler and are just showing off.