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[It takes more than severe first-degree burns from a drug-related snowboard accident to keep our Tech Venture Capitalist down. This week finds him recuperating, and in a reflective mood - Ed] Where's the Bong? I've been away - but only to hell and back. Let me explain. It was all going so well in the sunshine at Tignes. The …

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  1. IT Hack
    Pint

    Holy crap! Its razorfish all over again!

    Pint - coz we had an on-site boozer

  2. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    ??!!!

    WTF did I just read up there?

    For some reason all I can seem to remember is "lets make love" :P

  3. Mr Young
    Happy

    I need a dictionary!

    This is making me forget definition of sarcasm - may'be my bladder units need recalibrated?

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Best thing on El Reg ...

    ... since the much-missed Hunter S Thompson spoofs :)

  5. Ben Rosenthal

    Can anyone translate this to an Earth language?

    1. Mike Flex

      The individual words appear to be taken from English but they seem to have been thrown together arbitrarily.

      Perhaps the author was testing a new rnd() function?

    2. Eddy Ito

      Translate?

      I'd wager one has to drink the Bong water.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Translation

      Can't be done as it would require downing rather a lot of acetone and I promised my wife I'd never do that again - still can't get anything to grow where I puked, concrete even rots.

    4. Oninoshiko
      WTF?

      hell, I think i'd accept venusion..

      When did AMFM get a column?

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What is this tripe?

  7. Roger Greenwood
    Black Helicopters

    It was funny the first time . . .

    . . . now just stop it.

    (Icon not seen for a while)

  8. Aaron Em

    That Nick

    Ugly little podge, isn't he?

  9. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Meh

    A BOFH for the new Millenium?

    Could be.

    Steve Bong indeed.

  10. ducatis'r us
    Happy

    satire and fact elide....

    Luke Bozier exists?? Possibly?? Don't know why though.

  11. Jonjonz
    Linux

    This has a few almost funny lines, but....

    95% of it is crapoo-la.

    We don't need more trust fund kids whining about their adventures.

  12. Dave 126 Silver badge

    C***

    I wondered what had happened to Nathan Barley: http://thegestalt.org/simon/cunt/

  13. t_lark

    The Bozier Mench combo has really worked well. Love the site. Maybe its time to monetize it with some regenerating popups.

    1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      Much ado about nothing ....... more needs to be done

      Some intelligent leading content would be nice as a replacement for the present flashy waste of vacant space displayed, t_lark. Such would then surely generate money, which is a great trick.

  14. Naughtyhorse

    fucking brilliant

    no idea who nick from the apprentice is, so when mrs NH asks who's he i repplied, Just some cunt... she pissed hersel.

    weird thing is i was right as it turns out.

    Brilliant article! thank got for the silicon cul-de-sac

  15. Naughtyhorse

    Lol nick the dick is a reg reader. poor thing :-)

  16. Mako

    I have no idea what I just read...

    ...but it has left me frightened and confused and hugging my knees in the corner.

  17. Intractable Potsherd Silver badge
    Happy

    I don't care wht the nay-sayers say ...

    ... Bong is great! He fits nicely with the humour on "Twenty Twelve" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00yw1t9). "These will be known as the games that changed the way the world dries its hands" ...

  18. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

    Worth a chuckle

    ... in my book, anyway. I thought the Ayn Rand / RAND Corp bit was funny.

  19. wayward4now
    Linux

    Ah! Someone has just refined the algorythm

    that the spanners use to compose their nonsensical filler and are just showing off.

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