1. Anonymous Coward
    IT Angle

    Internet Sex

    What's it all about then?

    I know a bit about the old way ..... bump around a night club... find someone of the opposite sex (same maybe your choice but opposite is mine) ... end up sufficiently intoxicated that .... OK got the idea that was the old way. What happens now?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Internet Sex - wasn't that what Second Life was all about?

      Whatever happened to the Sadville sex scene?

      And let's not forget our very own under the covers reporter Destiny Welles.

      1. jake Silver badge

        Re: Internet Sex - wasn't that what Second Life was all about?

        I don't think I've heard anyone mention Second Life in three or four years ...

        Destiny Welles lasted, what, 6 months on ElReg, roughly half a decade ago?

        ::shrugs:: TehIntraWebTubes is ephemeral, at best.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Internet Sex

      The #1 dating site before they closed it down was LOVE@AOL

      I met a super filthy rich chinese woman from Virginia from the dating site.

      I liked it. She is super pretty too!

  2. LinkOfHyrule
    Paris Hilton

    Internet sex is just a wank and a webcam. I tried it once but caught a virus, win.clap.exe

    1. jake Silver badge

      No, LinkOfHyrule.

      That's not sex.

      That's tension relief, at best. Obsessive–compulsive disorder at worst.

      1. LinkOfHyrule

        Re: No, LinkOfHyrule.

        Damn, I've been doing it wrong. I better get me some of those new fangled teledildonic devices.

        Actually joking aside, the internet did result in me having the best sex ever, its how I met my other half.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Thumb Up

          Me too

          Gonna get myself an 'Orgasmatron' (Google Barbarella for this one)......now back in the real world, this is also how I met other half #2.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    No nearer to Internet Sex definition ...

    Does it even exist?

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: No nearer to Internet Sex definition ...

      Exhibitionist enabled voyeurism is the closest I can get in English.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Summary of Cyber Sex so far .......

    Sorry I should have used the correct meme to start, I guess the phrase 'Internet Sex' is soooo 1990's. Mind my second name would be my defense .........

    Two definitions so far -

    Second life - Sadville

    (HTML really does work)

    Is this 'cyber sex' or an arena which facilitated such activities? What ever happened to the nice folks from 'Second Life' anyway?

    Wank and a Webcam/Exhibitionist enabled voyeurism

    For the less erudite commentard that would be an interactive Fiesta Readers wife's special ? Onanism with benefits?

    I have heard from a 'friend' that there are web sites where:

    <ul>

    <li> the basic 'consumer durable' can be obtained on a commercial basis

    <li> adult lifestyles

    <li> fetish

    <li> naturism

    <li> swinging

    <li> fetish

    <li> BDSM

    <li> dogging

    </ul>

    (Not all HTML then?)

    Given that eCommerce now dominates all commerce on the basis that pretty well anywhere has a web site, can Cyber Sex lay claim to these activities as well? Inquiring minds .....

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    No Idea

    Maybe some sort of mount/unmount/repeat command

    (mount /root/sex_partner /home

    unmount /root/sex_partner /home

    rm sex.drive)

    1. jake Silver badge
      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: No Idea

        $ at tonight nice strip `which head` ....

      2. Bush_rat
        Linux

        Re: No Idea

        lol much more involved than mine

        Linux penguin for obvious reasons

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Forget internet sex - robot sex is where it's at ..

    Pleasure-bots here in 30 years.

  7. Bradhenry

    I like so much that thing. Because it's give happy every person. I like also in movies.

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