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Microsoft plans to publish nine updates next Tuesday – four of which are critical – as part of a Valentine's Day edition of its Patch Tuesday update cycle. Highlights of the batch, which collectively address 21 vulnerabilities, include a critical update for Internet Explorer. There are also two critical fixes for Windows …


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  1. kevin king

    They love me, they love me not, They love me, They love me not.....

    Rose are Red, Violets are blue, Microsoft squishes bugs, just for you!!!!

    1. LarsG


      Why not now, why wait?

  2. Lockwood

    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Please go patch

    Server R2

  3. kain preacher


    The first two post are not about how crappy MS is and how they should just do it right the first time .

    Taps foot and waits for the post about how we should all be using Linux instead.

    1. Martin Erdelen

      "we should all be using Linux instead."


      Now stop tapping.

  4. Rod MacLean


    ...wouldn't it be a nice present from Microsoft if they wrote decent software to start with and didn't need to patch it all the time?!?!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Yes, it would

      It would also be nice if Apple, Linux, Solaris, AIX, zOS, <insert other OS names here>, also didn't need patching.

      It would also be nice if all other OSes got the same reporting as MS do for patching.

      1. eulampios

        You mean, it would be nice for the Windows users to feel not so jealous?

    2. StrictlySocial

      bug free like Android?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward


        But Android is bug free, Barry Shitpeas told me so.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    To quote Queen...

    I want it now.... I want it now... I want it now, and I want it ALL !

    1. Lockwood

      Or to quote Apple Bloom

      But Ah want it NOOOOOW!

  6. Doug Glass

    What better way to say I love you ...

    ... than by not allowing you to be fucked over.

  7. Paul Hovnanian Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    They did it to us again.

    And they still haven't taken us out to dinner first.

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