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A Los Angeles woman earned herself a cuffing for allegedly offering McDonald's drive-thru punters "sexual favours" in return for Chicken McNuggets. According to this report, Khadijah Baseer made her pitch at the fast-food outlet in West Olive Avenue, Burbank, last Wednesday night. She "opened customers’ car doors" and …


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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    She must really like the special sauce.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward


      It's the only thing to like!

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  2. b166er

    Do you like Chicken (McNuggets)?

    Well suck this, it's fowl

  3. DJV Silver badge

    "here's the scene of the outrage"

    Damn, I clicked that link expecting Playmobil instead of Street View!

  4. Michael H.F. Wilkinson

    She took "I'm lovin' it" the wrong way


    1. mafoo


      Evidently KFC is *only* 'finger licking good'...

  5. Pete 2 Silver badge

    A simple misunderstanding

    Maybe what she actually said was: "would you like to swap those McNuggets for a Happy Meal?"

    I mean, who could possibly misconstrue that.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Turned out she was only offering a 'shake.

    1. dssf

      And a shake has milk, and so, maybe she wanted

      some form of muscle's milk? (added the 's to make it ever so slightly not that product's name, hahahaha)

      Maybe he was LAP-DOSE intolerant? (added the hyphen so it is not the same as LAPD, hahahaha)

  7. Dick Emery

    Well I guess...

    ...her buns were well seeded.

    I'll get my coat.

    1. Zimmer

      Would that coat be..

      ....a big mac ?

      1. Kool-Aid drinker

        @Zimmer ^^

        I'd like to nominate that for CoTW, now please get my new keyboard and monitor in the post...

  8. Jedit

    It could have been worse

    "Happy Meals - now with happy endings!"

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    you here for the golden arches or the golden shower love?

  10. Harmless

    "Would you like to Supersize that?"

  11. Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face
    Paris Hilton

    That's absolutely disgusting.

    McDonalds. Yuck.

  12. Ageless Stranger

    All she said was "would you like a job blowing this? It's too hot"


  13. Stuart Moore


    Shame on the El Reg headline writers, you could've done better than that.

    "Nuggets for Nookie?"

    1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

      Re: Headline?

      Noted. Must try harder.

    2. Harvey Trowell

      Low hanging fruit.

      Five-O finger fowl-for-favours fast food felon.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    perhaps she was offering a quarter pounder .......... with cheese

  15. adnim

    Her body

    she has a right to do with it what she wishes. Although I would agree that saying "fancy a fsck for that" is a bit more offensive than saying "I'm hungry, please feed me". I must admit though, I would rather eat a woman than a McDonalds.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      But Not IF...

      She Has Chicken Legs...!

      1. L1feless


        I doubt she has chicken legs eating McNuggets (among other things at McDonald's). I'd say more likely to have thunder thighs than chicken legs.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Paris Hilton

      fancy a fsck for that?

      And if it doesn't work for you, love, we'll move on to some really hairy stuff with fsdb, ok?

      ... Where would we be with eunuchs? Unix! I meant UNIX!

  16. Steve Evans

    I would...

    I would say "Picture or it didn't happen", but anyone that desperate for chicken nuggets is not going to be a pretty sight.

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    2. Miek

      HERE you go ...

  17. Inventor of the Marmite Laser

    How about

    Hamburger Harlot Hawks Humping

  18. hi_robb

    Try the all new McDonalds menu..

    Now with hump steak.

  19. Mike Moyle

    Her mistake was doing it at MacDonalds.

    Had she gone to Burger King she could have got a Whopper™.

    1. BillG

      Burger King let's you have it your way.

  20. Paul Johnston
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    If it turns out the lady was homeless, unemployed, had mental health problems or something like that this is just really a rather sad story.

    1. Pat 11

      No, a desperate woman reduced to selling herself for junk food, that's funny, don't you get it?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        @Pat 11

        You can see from your downvotes that they do not in fact get humor of any kind least of all irony.

    2. Peter Murphy

      Homeless, yes.

      There's more detail here.

      'A homeless woman that Burbank police say often hangs around the local McDonalds allegedly took the begging game to new lows last Wednesday...

      '"She was offering BJs" for Chicken McNuggets, says Lieutenant John Dilibert, who immediately knew why we were calling. He was baffled by the insane amount of press and attention that the week-old citation has garnered in the last 24 hours.

      'Khadijah Baseer, 31, was reportedly going car to car, asking drive-thru customers if they'd buy her some McNuggets in exchange for a blowjob. "She used to go out there in the past asking for money, but this time..."'

      I have no idea of her backstory at all, but it is sad; it sounds like she's starving.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    now McD's serves chicken neck?

    chicken neck = ghetto term for a woman with low values

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Just another crackwhore

    What did you expect?

    1. ravenviz


      Whoever is downvoting all of these, click here ----------------V

  23. showady

    if i can see your nuggets i'll show you my filet-o-fish!

  24. Mr Young

    Cheeseburger AND whore!

    I love 2for1 offers

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Swapping mystery meat for mystery meat

    There are some decided similarities to these two instances of "mystery meat":

    Like chicken McNuggets, you have little idea what really goes in it, nor do you want to.

    People concerned about their health will have nothing to do with either of them.

    "A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips."

    After both, parts of your car will be sticky. You will want a disinfecting wipe.

    Subway would be far healthier, and you can get a 12 inch there.

    1. Local Group

      "you can get a 12 inch there."

      I think she wanted something to eat, not something to look at.

  26. b166er

    You can more easily compare women to KFC of course:

    Once you've finished with the breast and thigh, you've got a greasy box to put your bone in.


  27. Maty

    Golden arches ....

    Arch in Latin is 'fornix'. The habit of prostitutes in Rome of, um, entertaining customers under these arches gave rise to the word 'fornicate' .

    So dodgy deeds under arches, golden or otherwise, simply maintains an age-old tradition.

  28. Jimbo09990

    Are you sure

    It wasn't a McMuffin she was offering

  29. Local Group

    Just a PR stunt by McDonalds

    to get quasi respectable sites like el reg to post these *adverts* and titillate their horn dog commentators, who start frequenting far-flung Golden Arches looking for love between the buns.

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    She approached the wrong punter

  31. GitMeMyShootinIrons

    A simple measure of her success....

    ... would be to check her waistline.

    I defer to fellow readers as to what units that should be measured in...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Miles, since it's America.

      1. Steven Roper

        Only miles?

        I would have said parsecs, myself ;)

  32. Andy 97

    And if you ever wondered what goes into a Chicken Mcnuggett

  33. JDX Gold badge

    mmm, nuggets.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Where I come from...

      ...'nuggets' (without any other word to clarify) referrs to small bits of poop.


      "ChickenMcNuggets", however, referrs to something far less appealing.

  34. b166er

    Seriously, not since 2003 Andy 97!

    Takes the shine off hot dogs though, although I believe the Herta brand doesn't use mechanically separated pork.

    Food for thought.

    Anyway, back to the jokes....Did she open the door and say 'gobble, gobble'?

  35. scarshapedstar
    Thumb Up

    There's hope for me yet!

    I only buy McNuggets when I go to McD's, so... made up my mind, I'll make a new start, goin' to California with an achin' in my heart...

  36. Smart@ss

    That happened to me in Chicken Cottage in West Kensington once, which is probably worse.

    I declined. You might want to drop by if you fancy your chances.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Chicken cottaging?

  37. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Damn! I'm two blocks up the street! Guessed I missed out on that one.

  38. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So what's the problem?

    Want sex with that order?

  39. LaeMing

    Didn't she see 'Idiocracy'

    You go to StarBucks for that!

  40. DavidK

    Eh? Am I in a time warp? Is it Friday afternoon already?

    Because this sounds distinctly like a Friday afternoon article.

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

      No but I wish the moderatrix were back.

  41. dssf

    Maybe something on the table would be

    "Dippin' Dots", or, maybe some sauce on the side...

  42. pullenuk

    i have

    A big shake, half pounder, side of nuggets, and hairy fries, to go, I be under my big Mac, back of car outside....


  43. sype

    what no milkshake?

  44. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    the laws are really screwed up. a guy can be shopping with his girlfriend/wife/mistress/lover she says "buy me x and I'll give you a treat later" and we all know what that means. and you can be paid for sex as long as you're making porn. but you can't do it in exchange for McNuggets?! WTF? I once got a blowy from my friends little sister for getting her a pack of smokes am I up next in front of the beak? you can all relax, i was 15 at the time and she's only a year my junior. ac for obvious reasons

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  45. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Did she at least ask the guy if he wanted fries with that?

    1. hi_robb

      She asked if she could unzip his flies with that..

  46. Winkypop Silver badge

    That's awful, just plain awful!

    McDonalds, ick!

  47. deadlockvictim Silver badge
    Big Brother

    Just curious

    I wonder how much sales of Chicken McNuggets rose in this particular branch once the articles spread like wildfire across the media...

  48. Anonymous Coward

    This adds new meaning.....

    To the phrase "McDonald's?? That place blows!"

  49. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    It's normal currency in California

    While driving down the main road out here in the california desert, now all the dirty old men are clogging up the McDonald's drive through asking for the box of one hundred nuggets for $9.99. These 70 year old seniors seem disappointed wen even the homeless ladies run from them

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