McDonald's punters offered sex in exchange for Chicken McNuggets

A Los Angeles woman earned herself a cuffing for allegedly offering McDonald's drive-thru punters "sexual favours" in return for Chicken McNuggets. According to this report, Khadijah Baseer made her pitch at the fast-food outlet in West Olive Avenue, Burbank, last Wednesday night. She "opened customers’ car doors" and …

[Anonymous Coward]

She must really like the special sauce.

[Anonymous Coward]

^^

It's the only thing to like!

[b166er]

Do you like Chicken (McNuggets)?

Well suck this, it's fowl

[DJV]

"here's the scene of the outrage"

Damn, I clicked that link expecting Playmobil instead of Street View!

[Michael H.F. Wilkinson]

She took "I'm lovin' it" the wrong way

apparently.

[mafoo]

KFC

Evidently KFC is *only* 'finger licking good'...

[Pete 2]

A simple misunderstanding

Maybe what she actually said was: "would you like to swap those McNuggets for a Happy Meal?"

I mean, who could possibly misconstrue that.

[Anonymous Coward]

Turned out she was only offering a 'shake.

[dssf]

And a shake has milk, and so, maybe she wanted

some form of muscle's milk? (added the 's to make it ever so slightly not that product's name, hahahaha)

Maybe he was LAP-DOSE intolerant? (added the hyphen so it is not the same as LAPD, hahahaha)

[Dick Emery]

Well I guess...

...her buns were well seeded.

I'll get my coat.

[Zimmer]

Would that coat be..

....a big mac ?

[Kool-Aid drinker]

@Zimmer ^^

I'd like to nominate that for CoTW, now please get my new keyboard and monitor in the post...

[Jedit]

It could have been worse

"Happy Meals - now with happy endings!"

[Anonymous Coward]

you here for the golden arches or the golden shower love?

[Harmless]

"Would you like to Supersize that?"

[Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face]

That's absolutely disgusting.

McDonalds. Yuck.

[Ageless Stranger]

All she said was "would you like a job blowing this? It's too hot"

Apparently.

[Stuart Moore]

Headline?

Shame on the El Reg headline writers, you could've done better than that.

"Nuggets for Nookie?"

[diodesign]

Re: Headline?

Noted. Must try harder.

[Harvey Trowell]

Low hanging fruit.

Five-O finger fowl-for-favours fast food felon.

[Anonymous Coward]

Perhaps...

perhaps she was offering a quarter pounder .......... with cheese

[adnim]

Her body

she has a right to do with it what she wishes. Although I would agree that saying "fancy a fsck for that" is a bit more offensive than saying "I'm hungry, please feed me". I must admit though, I would rather eat a woman than a McDonalds.

[Anonymous Coward]

But Not IF...

She Has Chicken Legs...!

[L1feless]

Ummm...

I doubt she has chicken legs eating McNuggets (among other things at McDonald's). I'd say more likely to have thunder thighs than chicken legs.

[Anonymous Coward]

fancy a fsck for that?

And if it doesn't work for you, love, we'll move on to some really hairy stuff with fsdb, ok?

... Where would we be with eunuchs? Unix! I meant UNIX!

[Steve Evans]

I would...

I would say "Picture or it didn't happen", but anyone that desperate for chicken nuggets is not going to be a pretty sight.

[Miek]

HERE you go ...

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=67521

[Inventor of the Marmite Laser]

How about

Hamburger Harlot Hawks Humping

[hi_robb]

Try the all new McDonalds menu..

Now with hump steak.

[Mike Moyle]

Her mistake was doing it at MacDonalds.

Had she gone to Burger King she could have got a Whopper™.

[BillG]

Burger King let's you have it your way.

[Paul Johnston]

Well

If it turns out the lady was homeless, unemployed, had mental health problems or something like that this is just really a rather sad story.

[Pat 11]

No, a desperate woman reduced to selling herself for junk food, that's funny, don't you get it?

[Anonymous Coward]

@Pat 11

You can see from your downvotes that they do not in fact get humor of any kind least of all irony.

[Peter Murphy]

Homeless, yes.

There's more detail here.

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2012/01/khadijah_baseer_burbank_homele.php

'A homeless woman that Burbank police say often hangs around the local McDonalds allegedly took the begging game to new lows last Wednesday...

'"She was offering BJs" for Chicken McNuggets, says Lieutenant John Dilibert, who immediately knew why we were calling. He was baffled by the insane amount of press and attention that the week-old citation has garnered in the last 24 hours.

'Khadijah Baseer, 31, was reportedly going car to car, asking drive-thru customers if they'd buy her some McNuggets in exchange for a blowjob. "She used to go out there in the past asking for money, but this time..."'

I have no idea of her backstory at all, but it is sad; it sounds like she's starving.

[Anonymous Coward]

now McD's serves chicken neck?

chicken neck = ghetto term for a woman with low values

[Anonymous Coward]

Just another crackwhore

What did you expect?

[ravenviz]

MacWhore?

Whoever is downvoting all of these, click here ----------------V

[showady]

if i can see your nuggets i'll show you my filet-o-fish!

[Mr Young]

Cheeseburger AND whore!

I love 2for1 offers

[Anonymous Coward]

Swapping mystery meat for mystery meat

There are some decided similarities to these two instances of "mystery meat":

Like chicken McNuggets, you have little idea what really goes in it, nor do you want to.

People concerned about their health will have nothing to do with either of them.

"A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips."

After both, parts of your car will be sticky. You will want a disinfecting wipe.

Subway would be far healthier, and you can get a 12 inch there.

[Local Group]

"you can get a 12 inch there."

I think she wanted something to eat, not something to look at.

[b166er]

You can more easily compare women to KFC of course:

Once you've finished with the breast and thigh, you've got a greasy box to put your bone in.

Sry

[Maty]

Golden arches ....

Arch in Latin is 'fornix'. The habit of prostitutes in Rome of, um, entertaining customers under these arches gave rise to the word 'fornicate' .

So dodgy deeds under arches, golden or otherwise, simply maintains an age-old tradition.

[Jimbo09990]

Are you sure

It wasn't a McMuffin she was offering

[Local Group]

Just a PR stunt by McDonalds

to get quasi respectable sites like el reg to post these *adverts* and titillate their horn dog commentators, who start frequenting far-flung Golden Arches looking for love between the buns.

[Anonymous Coward]

She approached the wrong punter

http://static.igossip.com/photos_2012/16blowing_ronald_mcdonald.jpg

[GitMeMyShootinIrons]

A simple measure of her success....

... would be to check her waistline.

I defer to fellow readers as to what units that should be measured in...

[Anonymous Coward]

Miles, since it's America.

[Steven Roper]

Only miles?

I would have said parsecs, myself ;)

[Andy 97]

And if you ever wondered what goes into a Chicken Mcnuggett

http://docakilah.wordpress.com/2011/05/11/can-you-guess-what-mcdonald%E2%80%99s-food-item-this-is/

[JDX]

mmm, nuggets.

[Anonymous Coward]

Where I come from...

...'nuggets' (without any other word to clarify) referrs to small bits of poop.

...

"ChickenMcNuggets", however, referrs to something far less appealing.

[b166er]

Seriously, not since 2003 Andy 97!

Takes the shine off hot dogs though, although I believe the Herta brand doesn't use mechanically separated pork.

Food for thought.

Anyway, back to the jokes....Did she open the door and say 'gobble, gobble'?

[scarshapedstar]

There's hope for me yet!

I only buy McNuggets when I go to McD's, so... made up my mind, I'll make a new start, goin' to California with an achin' in my heart...

[Smart@ss]

That happened to me in Chicken Cottage in West Kensington once, which is probably worse.

I declined. You might want to drop by if you fancy your chances.

[Anonymous Coward]

Chicken cottaging?

[Anonymous Coward]

Damn! I'm two blocks up the street! Guessed I missed out on that one.

[Anonymous Coward]

So what's the problem?

Want sex with that order?

[LaeMing]

Didn't she see 'Idiocracy'

You go to StarBucks for that!

[DavidK]

Eh? Am I in a time warp? Is it Friday afternoon already?

Because this sounds distinctly like a Friday afternoon article.

[Destroy All Monsters]

No but I wish the moderatrix were back.

[dssf]

Maybe something on the table would be

"Dippin' Dots", or, maybe some sauce on the side...

[pullenuk]

i have

A big shake, half pounder, side of nuggets, and hairy fries, to go, I be under my big Mac, back of car outside....

Seriously?

[sype]

what no milkshake?

[Anonymous Coward]

the laws are really screwed up. a guy can be shopping with his girlfriend/wife/mistress/lover she says "buy me x and I'll give you a treat later" and we all know what that means. and you can be paid for sex as long as you're making porn. but you can't do it in exchange for McNuggets?! WTF? I once got a blowy from my friends little sister for getting her a pack of smokes am I up next in front of the beak? you can all relax, i was 15 at the time and she's only a year my junior. ac for obvious reasons

[Anonymous Coward]

Did she at least ask the guy if he wanted fries with that?

[hi_robb]

She asked if she could unzip his flies with that..

[Winkypop]

That's awful, just plain awful!

McDonalds, ick!

[deadlockvictim]

Just curious

I wonder how much sales of Chicken McNuggets rose in this particular branch once the articles spread like wildfire across the media...

[Anonymous Coward]

This adds new meaning.....

To the phrase "McDonald's?? That place blows!"

[Anonymous Coward]

It's normal currency in California

While driving down the main road out here in the california desert, now all the dirty old men are clogging up the McDonald's drive through asking for the box of one hundred nuggets for $9.99. These 70 year old seniors seem disappointed wen even the homeless ladies run from them