Phank Phuk...
...Phor that
Failed Russian-built space probe Phobos-Grunt is now lying under the Pacific Ocean west of South America, according to Russia’s Air and Space Defence Force. The mission never made it out of orbit after a rushed launch left it in a decaying near-Earth orbit, amid dark hints of sabotage. Now, the Associated Press reports that …
There is a good chance that id did come down in the Andes, the Russian media spiel says that it came down in the pacific, which has been repeated across the globe, but from what I've heard it seems that it would have de-orbited too early to be where they reported. I'm waiting to see if there are any news reports when Chile and Argentina wake up.
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And in other news, from Russia Today, independent sources have confirmed that the Russian federation have finished purchasing a remote volcano island in remote bits of pacific ocean, containing a complex of caves and world war two bunkers.
The official sources have denied any allegation that the island will host a world domination control centre.
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Colonel Alexei Zolotukhin told the press agency the deserted southern Pacific, where the uncontrolled Phobos-Grunt splashdown took place, is also “where Russia guides its discarded space cargo ships serving the International Space Station”.
I thought it was out of control? So why is he making it look like it came down in a spot where they want it to?
Reminds me of the classic Simpsons episode where it shows a UN debate and the Russian Ambassador stands up and shouts "The USSR will not stand for this"
Then he presses a button and Russia's and all the Eastern Europeans countries signs flip over to display USSR again.
Scarily possible with Putin in control.
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