I _Genuinely_ thought this was a comment on our doomed UK electrical retailer.
"Comet Lovejoy spotted plunging toward fiery doom"
Or
"Retail Antiques Dealer spotted throwing itself off cliff into boiling fat"
The comet Lovejoy has been snapped by ESA and NASA's SOHO spacecraft merrily continuing on its path to obliteration in the Earth's sun. Comet Lovejoy plunging towards the Sun Comet Lovejoy plunging towards the Sun. Credit: SOHO/LASCO (ESA/NASA) Lovejoy, first spotted on December 2, is on a course to plunge destructively …