wow
Materials science modelling has come on a bit since I was a student.
It's good to see that, as well as stooping down to stories about pointless nobodies who do absolutely nothing, the Reg can also reach over to touch other engineering-type areas.
I remember coming to realise as a student (who had to sit in materials lectures) that materials science: 1. existed; 2. mattered loads whatever it is you're making; and 3. was even really interesting to an engineer who wanted to create good stuff.