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A group of Argentinian schoolkids copped a righteous eyeful of smut last week when their female biology* teacher handed them a USB memory stick containing a couple of vids of her going hammer and tongs with her boyfriend. According to the Diario Democracia, innocent kiddies at the La Escuela Media Nº 1 "Manuel Dorrego", in the …

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  1. LuMan
    Happy

    Is it...

    ..on Youtube yet?

  2. Pete the not so great
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    How apt

    Practical biology, shades of John Cleese in Meaning of Liff

    1. Andy Miller
      Headmaster

      Optional

      Meaning of Liff was Douglas Adams and John Lloyd

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Ob The Office

        No, I've never seen Chuck Norris fight Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon.

        I've seen Chuck Norris fight Bruce Lee in *Way of* the Dragon.

        (It's pretty obvious he means Monty Python's The Meaning of Life)

      2. Oliver 7

        Some classics! From memory...

        Humbie - An erection that won't go down when a man has to go for a pee in the middle of making love to a woman.

        Lower Peover - Solution to a Humbie (cf.)

        Scrabster - A dog that insist on having it off with your leg under the dinner table.

      3. Pete the not so great

        Liff / Life

        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085959/trivia?tab=tr&item=tr0774703

    2. Oliver 7

      "What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss?"

      I prefer MoL to the others actually, heinous as it may be, the sheer belly-laugh quotient is higher and more distributed.

  3. Nick Ryan Silver badge
    FAIL

    Photos or it didn't happen

    1. Graham Marsden
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      ITYM

      Playmobil or...

  4. Anonymous Coward
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    Are there any similar UK plans...

    ...to increase the number of students studying science courses?

    And before anyone asks whether only biology should benefit, I'm sure the material would provide examples of physics and possibly chemistry....

    1. BoldMan
      Paris Hilton

      Coefficients of friction come to mind...

      1. philbo

        @BoldMan

        Back in the 80s, when I was in my final year at school, the Physics S-level class looked at the energy used in sex by describing a damped piston, working out coefficients of friction etc.

        I was so pissed off to have chosen maths & chemistry for S-levels.

  5. nichomach
    Joke

    Hmmm...

    From the comments on the link, I think I now know the Spanish for "This thread is useless without video"...

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Kids these days

    We had to settle with sniggering at "organism" in biology... I hope their miss was good reference material. Somehow I suspect if shes the kind of lass into video documenting her exploits, she just might be...

    Paris. You know why.

  7. Anonymous Coward
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    Trolling for easy "oh orgasmic" ratings, eh?

    Probably a good idea to keep work and pleasure usb sticks strictly separated, and clearly labeled as to which is which. There's a reason admins tend to label things like they were called "Edd".

    You know, amid all the talk about securing, mac frameworks, and so on, how about a simple meta label like "adult material" and a way to tag the stick as "suitable for minors only", so that the operating software can warn you that you're about to store that smut on the wrong stick? Could do much the same with other labels. Of course all that requires preparation of the same kind as looking at the stick you're about to write to and reading the label you've affixed to it yourself, but it seems like a simple but useful tool that wouldn't require too much resources to make happen.

    1. Anonymous Coward
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      That's a great idea,a fantastic idea. If it was a simple enough then why not.

      Instead of filters and blocks looking for porn, people and the industry could tag it, it could even fit in the header of most video and photo files.

      1. Anonymous Coward
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        Was thinking... not just pr0n.

        Also not something I'd restrict to certain file types. There's plenty besides pix and video that might benefit. Like, oh, blueprints, confidential files, that sort of thing.

        Pack it in with the meta-info like access rights, owner, timestamps, that sort of thing. You can probably already do much of the thing on systems that support ACLs. Problem is that FAT doesn't support it and there's no universal standard among the systems that could. Then again FAT is getting a bit long in the tooth and we could use a replacement, and standards can always be made up on the spot; the trick is getting people to agree it's a good thing and joining in on the deal.

        What matters is a bit of meta-info that can be used to make the system say "you sure about that?" or even just block it in the more draconic of centrally administered systems. You'd still have to tag the files with that label or it won't work, of course.

  8. TRT Silver badge

    Did she insist on him using a special condom and then run out of the room immediately after to dunk it in a flask of liquid nitrogen?

  9. Lord Lien
    Happy

    Ha Ha...

    .. I worked with a guy who did the same. Lent his USB stick to a fellow engineer & it had some "art" pictures of his girlfriend. Queue mad dash accross the office once he realized what had happened.

  10. stu 4
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    work

    We had a guy who had some work stuff on his USB - innocently put it into work PC to copy the files off....

    Work scanner got to work in background checking files... and 10 mins later (usb back in his bag by now) security appeared, and he was marched off site after working for employer for 10 years.

    - scanner checked for certain file names, and unfortunately for him he had some pr0n on there with names like 'lezzer 69', 'blow job1', etc...

    poor bastard.

    1. c4m1k4z3
      WTF?

      where did you work??? or were they looking to get rid of him

  11. 0laf Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Before asking for a link to this on YouTube can we see a pic of the afore noted teacher. If she has a face like a bag of spanners and the body of Greek builder I'll pass.

    And at Uni we sniggered mightily at a micrococcus producing microorganisms.

  12. Anonymous Coward
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    :-(

    bleedy hell this kind of thing never happens to me! Also reading on the beeb about women being charged with rape in Zimbabwe bloke stopped drug and then forced to have sex with 3 women! Forced! christ they would have only needed to have asked

  13. Ray 8
    Paris Hilton

    mmm

    is she hot?

  14. defiler
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    Biology teacher?

    Well, if she wasn't before, she certainly is now! Nothing quite like holiday-sex, eh?

  15. Olafthemighty
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    @Olaf

    (Sorry - reply button not working)

    http://m24digital.com/2011/11/27/junin-profesora-muestra-por-error-un-%E2%80%98video-hot%E2%80%99-a-sus-alumnos/

    You're welcome.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Jesus - got a face like a slapped arse...

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      @Olaf

      The link you've posted shows a photo of a school administrator.

      Here is a news clip that shows some face photos of the woman and some blurry pictures:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-uNayN-NFA

      1. J 3
        Paris Hilton

        Yup, that picture is the principal.

        So, the boyf (!) is another teacher at the school, and the kids were 17, says the video. I can only imagine their shock...

  16. Bucky 2
    Paris Hilton

    Rumpus...

    ...pumpus?

  17. 0laf Silver badge
    Devil

    8-¦

    I'll choose link number two thankee!

  18. Anonymous Coward
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    What I want to know is what kind of school kid doesn't make a backup, and then when needed use the material for blackmail?

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