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Our shock report earlier this week into the middle-aged Brit tourist who ended up dangling naked from the stairs of a Tenerife apartment block after a sex-based mishap prompted several readers to admit they were having trouble picturing just what a naked middle-aged Brit tourist dangling from the stairs of a Tenerife apartment …

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  1. Amraj
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    Yay Playmobil!

    I didn't even the read the story, its just great to see the Playmobil back!

    Viva le mobil de Play!

  2. Sir Adam-All
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    pure genius

    LOL LOL LOL !

    Just how much Playmobil does Lester have ?!

  3. Peter Gordon
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    Ooooooh...

    NOW i can see exactly what happened! Thanks Reg, good job your lucky reporter was nearby!

  4. Arrrggghh-otron

    I can't see...

    ...a bikini clad woman desperately searching for her chihuahua by holding up a bill board.... clearly this is fake.

    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Wrong!

      A concrete-augmented chihuahua is clearly visible right at the front of the scene. Sadly, it seems to be about to slaughtered by a mad axe[fire]man.

  5. Vladimir Plouzhnikov

    Eh?

    Wot, no Optimus Prime?

    1. beardman
      Megaphone

      we demand Optimus Prime to come back to these scenes and act responsibly. STOP HIDING, Optimus!

  6. Mike Richards Silver badge

    Excellent!

    That means it is now officially beer-o-clock. And at 09:30 I'm heading pubward.

  7. Bumpy Cat
    Happy

    Nude figures?

    Playmobil certainly has changed since I were a lad ...

  8. TeeCee Gold badge
    Happy

    "...ended up dangling naked from the stairs...."

    Now *that's* what I call a twatdangle.

    1. Anonymous Coward
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      But I thought it was

      the IT angle

  9. Fuh Quit
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    This should be compulsory for all stories

    Do you need international Playmobile variations to support your "collection"? Let me know, I'll email you some :)

  10. Miek
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    Glad to see the Playmobil actors making a comeback

  11. Anonymous Coward
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    Tire sealant ??!!

    Is this to prevent or maintain fatigue?

    1. Marvin the Martian

      And adding "a dash of retardant"?

      The recipe seemed already retarded enough as is.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    IT Angle

    Definitely a fake, that women doesnt look middle aged.

    "IT" always reminds me of the quote by Hugh Hefner.

    To be a centrefold in Playboy, a girl has GOT to have "IT" !! Now I dont know exactly what "IT" is, but if she doesnt have "IT", I dont want her fucking up my magazine!!!!

  13. Paul_Murphy
    Unhappy

    But But..

    no it's not a bottom joke.

    I though you were going to have the Russian probe having problems with the landing?

    :-(

    ttfn

  14. Anonymous Coward
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    interface with the real world?

    NOOOOOooooooooo !

    ps

    /Loved/ the concrete arse augmentation story, and its inclusion in this playmobilorama.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    NSFW ?!

    Nekkid playmobil; surely that should qualify as NSFW? What a shocking sight indeed....

    1. Anonymous Coward
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      The sheer SIZE of those black circles boggles my mind.

  16. Anonymous Coward
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    phew

    Got worried for a minute until I remembered I went to ibiza this year :-)

  17. Andus McCoatover
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    Glad it wasn't windy....

    In that position, she could've screamed and whistled for help at the same time....

    There really aren't enough Fridays in a week...

    (Ta, Lester)

  18. Mr_Pitiful
    Boffin

    I think I can detect dark matter in that picture

    What exactly is holding her body to her legs?

    There are some more examples where her tits should be!

    Quick call a boffin!

  19. Anonymous Coward
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    Shocked...

    I was shocked by the chap out front holding a large chopper in his hand...

  20. Number6

    Fireman Sam

    I see the fireman already has his chopper out.

  21. All names Taken

    Incredible!!!

    How did the video get pass the online censors and el reg thought police?

    I must admit to not watching all of the movie - it was rated a bit too hot if you know what I mean

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