LOHAN fondles substantial concrete buttocks

We're obliged to the many readers who offered to suggestions as to how to put together a home-made vacuum pump for our forthcoming Rocketry Experimental High Altitude Barosimulator (REHAB) test. Click here for a bigger version of the LOHAN graphic For those of you not yet down with the kids on our Low Orbit Helium Assisted …

[Patrick O'Reilly]

J-Lo

Joule Lessening Obstacle

[Zaphod_42]

ARSE

Aegis Resisting Sudden Explosions

[Andus McCoatover]

Buttock-ourse

Obvious, really!.

Nice one, Lester.

[Anonymous Coward]

In the spirit of Boy's Own adventuring

Jeepers! Look Out!

[Alister]

KATONA

kinetic anti trauma obstruction - Non ablative

[topcav]

Advanced

Research

Safety

Enclosure

[Helena Handcart]

BAPS

Blast And Projectile Shielding

[rurwin]

Whoever that arse is, they are just another brick in the wall.

[Claude Warren]

I think the wall should be named COCO

Coco after Coco Austin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coco_Austin who is well known from the size and shape of her nether regions. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqvgmJCet1qmbs5po1_500.jpg

As an backronym I suggest Catastrophe Occluding Concrete Object

[chuBb.]

P.I.P.P.A

Probably Immolation Proof Posterior Aggregate

[Farmer Giles]

J-LO

If worst comes to worst....

Jagged Lump Obstruction

[Michael H.F. Wilkinson]

SHAKIRA

Shrapnel and

Heat

Absorbing

Kinetic

Impact

Resisting

Armour

[Anonymous Coward]

C.L.E.F.T

Cement Layer (for) Excluding Fiery Takeoffs

[Z80]

CHEEKS

Concrete Housing Ensuring Experimenter's Kinetic Shielding

[Nick 10]

I call "Shenanigans!"

How come the ample buttocks are casting the same shadows as the virtually flat blocks they've replaced? Is this another moon landing style conspiracy?

[Ken MAC]

KARI

I recognise those Glutes It's the original Kari Byron cast form Mythbusters

Kinetic Arrestor Really Ingenious

Don't care about the 'crym I'm still remembering the original

MAC

[cowslayer]

Oneal Morris

I'm rubbish at backronyms, but surely something about this crackpot can be used..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/15818910

[Eclectic Man]

Blast Wall

Surely you need to test the blast wall first with a controlled explosion? Stacks of unsecured hollow blocks are rather easy to push over. Which means you need another blast wall to hide behind while you test this one, which itself ought to be tested, ad infinitum ...

F.A.R.T. - Firewall Against Rocket Test.

(Because we all like farting around)

[Z80]

B.U.M.C.R.A.C.K

Barrier Utilising Moulded Concrete Reliefs Against Catastrophic Kaboom

[a_mu]

blast wall

OK, if that is a serious blast wall

its totaly useless,

in fact it will make the blast worse, as the blocks will be tumbled over, and you'll have gravity assisting.

try a big bag, filled with earth,

those bags that bulk sand comes in would be ideal.

much more transportable,

and as for the baloon,

a) use Hydrogen not Helium ( it will go higher, )

b) fill ballon only to the point it just lifts the weight, and attach a smaller balloon fully inflated to give initial fast lift.. That then will burst, but the main balloon has the maximum amount it can expand before it bursts . or till the latex freezes / becomes brittle and bursts, what ever is first.

[Tempest8008]

L.O.P.E.Z.

Limiter Of Potentially (Probably?) Explosive Zone

[Z80]

W.I.D.D.E.C.O.M.B.E

Wall Intended to Deflect Debris Ejections Coming Outta Makeshift Barometric Enclosure

[Alister]

That deserves a prize...

Or a pint

[Gordo Rex]

LOPEZ

LOHAN

Obstruction for

Protecting

Experimenting

Zealots

[Harvey Trowell]

PIPPA

As previously observed, that's a Photoshop Improved Personnel Protection Apparatus if ever there was one.

[Harvey Trowell]

It it were real...

Posterior-Implant-Pimped Protective Ass-embly

[Mediocrates]

If you cement them together...

...you'd have quite a fondleslab

[xlntech]

J-Lo

A little contrived:

ASSWALL

Anti-Sliver Screen With Astonishing Lopez Likeness

Nice and simple:

ButtWall - Buttressed Wall.

Personal Favorite:

GOBLEWOB

Group Of Besotted Limeys Erecting Walls Of Buttocks

A real stretch but I like it anyway:

FONDLEWALL

Frontal Oblique Negative DefLection Erection Without A Logical Lexicon