This post is useless without pictures (providing she is hot.)
A San Diego woman has done absolutely nothing for her hopes of finding her beloved chihuahua after pledging to strip and stay stripped until the mislaid canine is found. Arlene Mossa Corona spent yesterday morning in a white bikini top and purple bottoms parading round the intersection of La Jolla Village Drive and Gensee …
Your doggy had a reincarnation. In its new life it is living as a trouser snake, permanently attached to a handsome human host. You will find your host at "room 212, El Cheapo Motel, GoodSmaritan blvd". Please go there and you are free to play with your chihuahua in his current life as much as you want. We do not expect any reward for this information.
PS: In this new life as a snake trouser, it may not be content with just sitting on your lap or licking your face, but we understand you'll honour its new wishes as well and love him as much you loved him in his previous form
Mrs. Slocombe has lost her cat and has been seen approaching strangers near Kings Cross asking them if they've seen her pussy. We have not yet received confirmation from a reliable source that she has stripped down to her combinations. In fear of such an occurrence a global block has been put on the reporting of a similar case in San Diego so as not to give her ideas.
Police are at present visiting the homes of all known cat burglars in an attempt to find the furry feline and prevent the risk of widespread civil unrest should Mrs. Slocombe disrobe.
Ok I demand scantly clad pics of British and Scottish women to even out. So people don;t think it's only cute crazy Americans. Usually mental patients don't look so hot. More like 5 day old haggis left out.
Wait why are you guys looking at me like that? I'm sure some thing like that could happen in the UK.
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