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A 31-year-old Ghanaian woman is unsurprisingly languishing in jail after chewing off a chap's scrotum. According to this eye-watering report (NSFW, trust us), 45-year-old farmer Kwadwo Owusu incurred the wrath of she-devil Akua Serwaah Bonsu by preventing a fight between her and some other women at a funeral. While returning …


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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Oww right in the happy sack!

    need I say more

  2. amanfromearth


    If our late moderatrix was still about, she'd have bitten his todger off as well for interfering in her womanly right to have a ruckus at a funeral.

  3. Simon Harris

    Bootnote: Thanks... for the tip-off.

    What? - Did she sink her teeth into that as well?

  4. TeeCee Gold badge

    What's going on?

    What is it with the savaged knackers stories?

    Does the thought of your readership sitting at their desks looking like they've just been chewing lemons give you a kick or something?

    Maybe you should rename this section "boot-in-the-nuts-notes"?

  5. Bill B

    Crossed legs

    Ye gods .. can the Reg stop publishing these articles? I have a good imagination and right now it's going "Noooooooooooo!!!"

    (Looking for the crossed legs icon)

  6. P.W. Dragoix

    "you can stuff your news in a sack, mr"

    really, what's with all the nuts and the sacks, "lately" ?

  7. RedRichie

    Tip off?!


    Thanks to Keith Kennedy for the tip-off. I think I need a stiff brandy now, taken with my legs firmly crossed, and our male readers are invited to join me."

    Not so much a 'tip off' more a 'nad off'!!!

  8. Big Al

    Now that's gotta hurt!

  9. Elmer Phud


    Ok, are we still on tranforming to donkeys or have we moved on a bit now?

  10. TwistUrCapBack

    iv seen worse

    doesnt look ripped off to me ....

    looks very bruised but intact ???

  11. Anonymous Coward

    So she went from a funeral....

    To a couple of balls? Sounds like a Hugh Grant movie!

    (what's with all the dental ball-clipping stories lately, Reg?)

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Might as well hang em from the tow bar now...

    (as per title)

  13. Adrian Bool

    Check out the comments on the linked website - debating if she is really a witch or not and suggesting the woman should be forced to marry the poor guy! Personally, I wouldn't want her within a mile of me!

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Are we sure this isn't some sort of insurance scam?

    I mean, put yourself in this guys situation. You're wearing jeans, woman is trying to BITE your scrotum OFF...

    ...what are you doing? Flailing around like a bad actor or beating the living **** out of her? I dunno about you, but I don't think she'd be walking away from me with less than a lot of broken bones.

    I mean, really, HOW did this happen??

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