Ghanaian she-devil chews off bloke's 'nad sack

A 31-year-old Ghanaian woman is unsurprisingly languishing in jail after chewing off a chap's scrotum. According to this eye-watering report (NSFW, trust us), 45-year-old farmer Kwadwo Owusu incurred the wrath of she-devil Akua Serwaah Bonsu by preventing a fight between her and some other women at a funeral. While returning …

[Anonymous Coward]

Oww right in the happy sack!

need I say more

[amanfromearth]

If

If our late moderatrix was still about, she'd have bitten his todger off as well for interfering in her womanly right to have a ruckus at a funeral.

[Simon Harris]

Bootnote: Thanks... for the tip-off.

What? - Did she sink her teeth into that as well?

[TeeCee]

What's going on?

What is it with the savaged knackers stories?

Does the thought of your readership sitting at their desks looking like they've just been chewing lemons give you a kick or something?

Maybe you should rename this section "boot-in-the-nuts-notes"?

[Bill B]

Crossed legs

Ye gods .. can the Reg stop publishing these articles? I have a good imagination and right now it's going "Noooooooooooo!!!"

(Looking for the crossed legs icon)

[P.W. Dragoix]

"you can stuff your news in a sack, mr"

really, what's with all the nuts and the sacks, "lately" ?

[RedRichie]

Tip off?!

"Bootnote

Thanks to Keith Kennedy for the tip-off. I think I need a stiff brandy now, taken with my legs firmly crossed, and our male readers are invited to join me."

Not so much a 'tip off' more a 'nad off'!!!

[Big Al]

Now that's gotta hurt!

[Elmer Phud]

Animals!

Ok, are we still on tranforming to donkeys or have we moved on a bit now?

[TwistUrCapBack]

iv seen worse

doesnt look ripped off to me ....

looks very bruised but intact ???

[Anonymous Coward]

So she went from a funeral....

To a couple of balls? Sounds like a Hugh Grant movie!

(what's with all the dental ball-clipping stories lately, Reg?)

[Anonymous Coward]

Might as well hang em from the tow bar now...

(as per title)

[Adrian Bool]

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Check out the comments on the linked website - debating if she is really a witch or not and suggesting the woman should be forced to marry the poor guy! Personally, I wouldn't want her within a mile of me!

[Anonymous Coward]

Are we sure this isn't some sort of insurance scam?

I mean, put yourself in this guys situation. You're wearing jeans, woman is trying to BITE your scrotum OFF...

...what are you doing? Flailing around like a bad actor or beating the living **** out of her? I dunno about you, but I don't think she'd be walking away from me with less than a lot of broken bones.

I mean, really, HOW did this happen??