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Drunks can now piss away hours playing games while at the urinals after the gents at The Exhibit Bar in south London was kitted out with a hands-free gaming cistern system. Confident men can test out their skills on one of three games including the quiz game Clever Dick by adjusting their stream to the left or right section of …

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  1. Turtle

    If....

    If these games get so popular that guys go into the pub, order a pitcher of beer, and then have to wait in a queue for their turn to play these games, *that* could throw a, uh, wet towel over the proceedings.

  2. Minophis
    Unhappy

    Once again women are marginalised in computer gaming.

    They're taking the piss.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      My thoughts exactly. Though given the inevitable queue for the ladies, perhaps its better not to give people a reason to sit in the loo any longer than necessary.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Don't you think the congestion in the ladies is bad enough already? I've lost count the number of times I have found ladies clogging up the cubicles in the gents because they could get near their own ones!

    3. Fishy

      Why are they? The ladies could always help with the aiming.

      1. LaeMing
        Happy

        @ The ladies could always help with the aiming

        Ewww.

        But upvote anyway.

      2. peter 45
        Thumb Up

        The ladies could always help with the aiming

        If that happened, we could end up with an entirely different type of aiming/distance contest.

        Icon of clenching fist 'cos...........well you know.

  3. Matt Siddall

    Next thing you know

    What's the betting that this will be installed at the houses of Parliament. They're already adept at pissing away our money...

  4. dotdavid
    Pint

    R&D

    "It’s taken three years of research and development to get to this point,” says Mark Melford, director at the games' creator, Captive Media"

    Please please please let me know when they want beta testers for their next product. Being paid to drink a lot then, er, play their games sounds like an ideal job.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I wonder who will be the first to take the piss?

  6. frogola

    wot no photo?

    Show some journalistic balls and publish photos!

  7. Ralph B
    Pint

    Stream of Gold

    If these things have a front-facing camera, I can imagine a tie-in deal with ChatRoulette.

    1. Medium Dave
      Thumb Up

      Ding ding ding...

      ...we have a winner.

  8. MJI Silver badge

    Hands free =

    wet clothes

  9. A J Stiles
    Boffin

    Disability Discrimination Act issues

    You may scoff; but I can see this creating disability discrimination issues, by excluding paruresis sufferers.

  10. proto-robbie
    Holmes

    And the IT angle is?

    About 37 degrees.

  11. tom 71
    Pint

    playmobile or...

    Oh, I (don't) see.

  12. DRendar
    Coat

    Ghostbusters Game

    DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!

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