I thought this referred to Transvestites...I prefer my version of events,
Threesome ends in arrest as wife struck by pair of TVs
A Miami man's attempt to conduct a threesome with his wife and another woman ended in a spell in the cells after he was accused of assaulting his spouse with a brace of TVs. Deputy sheriffs were called to a kerfuffle at a home in Naples Florida, the Naples News reports, where they found Jorge Daniel Silva, 22, his wife, …
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Wednesday 9th November 2011 20:12 GMT Franklin
Well, of course it's said that this sort of thing never ends well. Those of us pervs who know how to have group sex without turning it into a police matter are more busy doing it than talking about it! (Well, some of us, anyway. I like doing both, meself.)
Plus, it's more socially accepted to talk about the Threesome That Went Horribly Wrong than the Threesome That Totally Rocked. The Threesome That Went Horribly Wrong reaffirms the cultural narrative about how sex is "supposed" to be.
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Wednesday 9th November 2011 13:39 GMT Anonymous Coward
This sort of behaviour is just not acceptable
Behaving like this is only likely to make it even harder for the rest of us pervs to persuade our reluctant other halves to engage in a little extra frolicking if they feel that this could physically endanger them.
Can't these people think of anyone but themselves for a moment!
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Wednesday 9th November 2011 16:15 GMT Arctic fox
Am I being impossibly oldfashioned here by suggesting.................
...........that he might have concentrated on keeping his wife happy in bed without "assistance"? As in showing the lady a decent amount of enthusiasm and consideration - consistently? I have to say that if you have to "call in reinforcements" you have rather lost the plot with your other half.
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Wednesday 9th November 2011 23:57 GMT Anonymous Coward
You're assuming that the threesome was the husband's idea. That's not neccessarily the case. Speaking as a man married to a bisexual woman I've got to say that it sounds to me like maybe this bloke was in a similar situation. Granted we both believe that exploring the idea of a threesome would be nearly as damaging to our marriage as cheating and so have never done so, but barring that mentality she would be more likely to suggest bringing in a second woman than I would be.
Anon because she'd be pissed at me for outing her otherwise.
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Thursday 10th November 2011 04:23 GMT Arctic fox
RE: "You're assuming that the threesome was the husband's idea"
Indeed I was and concluded that his reaction was (to paraphrase St Theresa) an example of "more tears shed over prayers that are answered than those which go unheard" because he discovered he could not cope with his fantasy when he experienced it in reality. However, you do indeed have a point in the sense that if it *was* his other half that, so to speak, put him on the spot and he just could not handle it then I have rather more sympathy for him. Under those circumstances it may well have been the case that the emotional fall-out of a situation that he did not ask for provoked the violence. Whatever the truth is here I am relieved that nobody was too badly injured - such situations have led to far worse outcomes.
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Thursday 10th November 2011 15:12 GMT Anonymous Coward
Nah. She doesn't cheat for the same reason we don't have threesomes. Our marriage is more important to her than whatever woman has caught her eye. The only real advantage over any other married guy I have is that if she catches me checking out another woman she looks also instead of getting mad at me.
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Wednesday 9th November 2011 19:55 GMT Anonymous Coward
How the hell...
...did that guy ever get 1 woman to agree to get knobbed, nevermind 2 of them...
Or wait, is that why he was enraged, because he was engorged but they'd realised he was an ugly f**ckling and decided they'd concentrate on each other.
Ahhh, when the trash go out to play = black comedy.
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Thursday 10th November 2011 17:44 GMT laird cummings
Correct, actually...
Having done this a few times, yes actually, a 'plan' of sorts is very appropriate. Mostly, it involves open and honest discussion of limits and scenarios, to make sure no one is crossing anyone else's red lines, and everyone is willing to play.
That, actually, is why we don't really pursue threesomes any more - they're too much like work, making sure everyone is OK with which acts, and making sure no one goes home feeling negrlected or with their feelings hurt. The fantasy of it is enticing; The reality, rather less so.
Yeah, I know - I'm a kill-joy. Tough - better to be a wet blanket, than someone get a Sony upside their head.
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Thursday 10th November 2011 01:24 GMT alwarming
Re: How do you arrest somebody
Totally different things!
Wanting a m.a.trios is a pretty much a mainstream fantasy really. Whereas enjoying cuffs, while not rare, would probably come under deviant fantasy. Though chances are people will try cuffs before the trios is simply because cuffs are much easier to find (than a willing thirdwheel + wife).
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Thursday 10th November 2011 09:22 GMT Dana W
No shock.
Another guy who's idea of what a threesome is comes from straight porn.
He assumed a threesome meant two women pleasuring HIM! It probably never crossed his mind that he and his unit were not the automatic center of attention. "After all it always is in porn"
These are the same guys who think Lesbians are women who make it with each-other and them as well.
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Thursday 10th November 2011 13:59 GMT Anonymous Coward
Alcohol how you failed me
Only twice in my life I've been asked to join a threesome, and twice I've been too pissed to participate. It's no wonder I don't drink any more.
Both times in my early 20s...
I picked up a couple of girls in a bar, they were totally up for it ... but unfortunately on the way home I had to stop the cab to be sick and when I got out and puked they closed the cab door and drove off.
One of my flatmates was shagging his very attractive fiancé and shouted for me to join him, when I opened his bedroom door she was bouncing up and down on him and I was tempted ... but I'd been boozing and stuff all evening and was in no fit state for such exersions so had to say "not now, next time" but that was never offered again.
Sigh.
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Monday 14th November 2011 14:11 GMT Kirstian K
Figures
a few years back my missus and her mate (an ex of mine from before) regularly had a 'good' time quite regularly, (practically living together, ahhh memories, married with kids and no chance of that these days..anyway) i wont go into to much details, but they had a go alone a few times (and it didnt worry me), and it was ok, but when i had a go alone (once) with the ex, i was being unfaithfull..... (and thats what eventually led to our break up)
bloody women.. double standards if you ask me..
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