Now I'm...
... getting confused. Which, sadly, is far from uncommon. And I'm not even a resident of the Hundred Farthing Wood.
From the articil... artakul... hardtokill... er, the word thingie:
"The head of the UK border force, Brodie Clark, "authorised the wider relaxation of border controls without ministerial sanction", said May speaking in the House of Commons ahead of reading out an emergency statement about the matter."
And:
"May, flanked by Cameron, said in her statement to MPs that she agreed to a limited pilot in July this year."
So are we (or rather, not we, 'cos I for sure know it wasn't me) saying:
1:
It was all that nasty Brodie Clark being a Bad Person(tm).
2:
Theresa May did say some little stuff could be done, but the Bad Stuff(tm) was all that nasty Brodie Clark being a Bad Person(tm).
3:
Theresa May said Brodie Clark could do stuff, but when the other stuff hits the rotating thing, there has to be a Bad Person, and it ain't gonna be Theresa May?
I know. It's probably me. Does the Hundred Farthing Wood issue passports and citizenship?