Zimbabwean claims prostitute turned into donkey

A Zimbabwean man collared having sex with a donkey sensationally claimed the object of his affections was actually a prostitute who mysteriously metamorphosed into a hot piece of ass. According to this report, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo was cuffed after a couple of cops found him making the beast with six legs in his yard in …

[Andyf]

Ahem....

heaw heaw heaw he ought not to have done that.....

/gets coat.

[Anonymous Coward]

yes but...

did he go bareback?

[Flugal]

Sounds reasonable

If you're prepared to believe 'god' is simultaneously the father, the son, and the holy ghost, then it seems perfectly logical to believe a prostitute can become a donkey.

I just happen not to.

[David Barrett]

Actually I find it easier to believe in prozzy -> donkey conversion given that I can observe prozzies and donkeys now and can confirm that both exist, its just the conversion that requires some faith at this stage.

[Turtle]

Oh look!

Oh, look! Another loudmouth atheist looking for, and finding, an occasion to display his smugness. Well isn't he clever.

[Ole Juul]

Occasion

I don't see how someone who doesn't believe that a prostitute can become a donkey would necessarily be an atheist.

[Turtle]

If you go back and read the post, you will see that he *said* that he is an atheist.

[perlcat]

Sunday dinner would have to be a hoot with you.

"Please pass the butter."

"If you believe that *foo religious concept* is logical, then you're stupid."

I'd say that you're tiresome, but it _is_ fun to mock you.

[Captain TickTock]

I've heard something like this before

Must happen all the time in Zimbabwe.

They must have prescription beer-goggles...

[TRT]

He might have mistaken it for a zebra who'd stripped out of the stripy pyjamas.

[U4eA]

Eehore anyone?

Mines the one with with the Winnie the Ho in the pocket...

[Anonymous Coward]

Eehore anyone?

good! Even very good...

But not as good as "hot piece of ass," which probably can't be beaten.

Best Register pun of the year!

[perlcat]

I dunno

Sounds to me like another gamer playing another game of "Donkey Schlong".

[Anonymous Coward]

Quote of the day...

"...mysteriously metamorphosed into a hot piece of ass."

Pure gold.

[Naughtyhorse]

he asked her if he could do her in the ass!

simples!

[hexx]

should have gone to specsavers

[micheal]

Prince Charming had a similar experience

Making love to Cinderella and next thing it's past midnight and he's charged with molesting a pumkin

[Suburban Inmate]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

Just don't make a pie with it.

[Anonymous Coward]

Wonder if he Donkey Punched?

Anon....

[Eponymous Cowherd]

EEE Awww, EEEE Awwww

EEEE Ought to know better.

[Semaj]

Playmobil Reconstruction?

[Brian 6]

SAD

Stealing a joke directly from the article. That's clever.

[Anonymous Coward]

Quick

Get that man an iPad!

[Anonymous Coward]

There's an app for that?

Really?

[Anonymous Coward]

Sorry should have referenced it

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/10/27/ipads_in_zimbabwe/

Two Zimbabwe articles in two days.

[frank ly]

I suggest that he insists on being tried by his peers; ...

.... i.e. a jury of lonely 28 year old men who live on remote farms.

[Ian Michael Gumby]

He should have known better.

That piece of ass was the sheriff's gal.

[TRT]

It's quite clear...

The guy was quite clearly instable.

Is this a case of bolting the horse after the stable door is locked?

[T.a.f.T.]

Well he paid for ass

Simple mistake when you have had a few.

[Anonymous Coward]

same dam' thing

happened to my ex-wife

[Anonymous Coward 101]

Apparently...

...the guy also said he was homeless and was looking for stable accommodation.

[Anonymous Coward]

Is Lester Haines the new Victor Lewis Smith

For those who have read Funny Old World in Private Eye for many years, you may remember a similar story. It concerned East Africa again, and a man in court having been caught in flagrente delicto with a sheep. The sheep being adorned with a bonnet and nappy at the time. In his defence, the man was heard to say, "Six times I go with women and six times I get VD. When will people learn that animals are cleaner, and cheaper."

[Anonymous Coward]

Meet my friend

I guess in meeting Eewhore he must have also met the ass' friend, Winnie the Poo...

[Blubster]

So....

That's what they mean by donkey riding?

[Anonymous Coward]

Thanks for nothing!!!

I'll never be able to watch Shrek movies again without thinking about what the lonely ogre and his vocal donkey friend are really up to......

[Anonymous Coward]

game on!

So that's how you play donkey kong

[Graham Marsden]

There should have been a clue when....

... she said her name was Jenny!

[Dave 126]

I can't remember if it were in VLS's Funny Old World, or on the Reg that I read about a man being caught whilst intimate with a goat. His local African court - or council of elders- ordered him to marry the animal.

Seems to be an enlightened justice system with a sense of humour.

[json]

.. I heard they lived happily ever after.

[Eddie Hotchkiss]

Little donkey, little donkey

On a dusty road

i'll keep on plunging onwards

With my precious load.

[ZimboKraut]

ah bass....

I don't no

I um not ze wane

any rhodi will understand.... ;-)

[Wombling_Free]

I just love the tag line - sure, why not? Beats work!

READ MORE Bestiality Zimbabwe Donkey Prostitute Sex

[Mips]

"examined by two government psychiatrists" ?

To say nothing about an eyesight test.

[Nick Pettefar]

"examined by two government psychiatrists" I wonder what that is a euphemism for? A good beating if he's lucky, torture and death if he's not.

[IT MUNKEY]

E aaught to know better!

[Inventor of the Marmite Laser]

Eeeee Awwwwtn't have done it.

Mines the one with the mashed oats in the pocket.

[Jim 59]

Ass

It's that donkeys fault for being so damn sexy.

[sabba]

She...

...wasn't a donkey yer 'onor - she was a drug's mule!!

[Anonymous Coward]

Been there, done that...

Pick-up a hot looking Girl on a Satarday Night (after a few beers), then wake with a right Donkey on Sunday Morning.