I'm finding Google almost unusable now...
because it WON'T stop making substitutions! Instead of giving me what I very, very specifically searched for, using proper advanced operators, quotation marks, minuses, spells, a Boolean rabbit's foot and the "yes I DO mean "wombit" dammit!" command,
Google STILL returns what it apparently believes is the correction of my "typos."
"17,940,862,3467,803 results found for "wombat""
And underneath, in teeny letters,
"Click here if you really, really wanted to search for "wombit", but we don't believe there's any such thing, you're just pretending you meant to type that, neenerneener... "
A flarkneling link I have to click, in order to do a SECOND search for WHAT I ASKED FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!??????
Sorry, let me try to put this succinctly and calmly:
I'M SICK TO DEATH OF THE DAMNED SEARCH NOT RETURNING THE RESULTS I ASKED FOR.
What the hell good is a search engine that flat-out refuses to accept the strings I enter, no matter WHAT they are? Between Google's obnoxious, condescending nagorithms and the #$$%^&*()TR%ing fascist behavior of defaulting to Instant and Semi-Safe Search every time I sensibly let the cache/cookies/crap get flushed down the drain at quit, I'm about to buy a ticket to Google Central and shoot one server per hour until they at least give me back my + sign.
And why is there only beer here! I need a SCOTCH for heavens sake. Double. Neat. No, make it a triple.
Hell, just give me the bottle.