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We've seen all sorts of gadgets built from Lego and this wouldn't be the first piece of artillery either. However, this life-sized Gears of War assault rifle replica is far too impressive to ignore. Lego Lancer Assault Rifle - GEARS OF WAR Construction chief Plum B is the artist behind the Lancer Assault Rifle, which fires …


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  2. Anonymous Coward
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    but it's no rocket-propelled chainsaw

  3. Lottie

    slicker cock-action than a night at the Playboy mansion


  4. jestersbro

    I'm so sad

    I just watched this and clapped with delight! My wife just shook her head and looked disapprovingly at me. Oh well, back to You Tube & FPS Russia.

    1. Mediocrates

      My wife did much the same thing...

      When I bought a surplus geiger counter for 20 bucks.

    2. Annihilator Silver badge


      You can take solace that your wife probably shook her head, looked disapprovingly at you, and turned her head back to Strictly Come Dancing or something. Who's the real winner?

      1. Dazed and Confused

        Re: the wife and those oh so essential gadgets

        Show the wife a Lakeland catalogue and she'll probably get just as excited as we do at the prospect this Lego model.

        We came back in this morning to find the post had arrived.

        "Is that my Lakeland porn" she cried with delight.

  5. g e

    Bricks of War

    Can't help thinking that would have been better :o)

    Top banana all the same!

  6. sisk

    Excuse me. I need to go buy some Legos.

    1. Mark #255

      no no no no no

      The plural of sheep is sheep.

      The plural of fish is fish.

      The plural of Lego is Lego.

      1. cloudgazer

        'Fishes' is also a valid plural in some contexts.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          As in "Sleep with de..."

          1. Michael H.F. Wilkinson


            Niccce fissshesssss, gollum!

        2. Andus McCoatover

          Ye Gods and Litte Fishes...

 I exclaimed when I saw the 'lego' gun. But it's not real Lego?

  7. Goldmember
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    Some people...

    ..have WAY too much time on their hands.

    And I am INSANELY jealous on this occasion. Good work!

  8. Blubster

    Wouldn't be seen dead with one.

    Come to think of it, I probably would be seen dead with one as I'm an electrician and plod has a nasty habit of shooting us in the face if we are seen holding anything remotely gun looking.

  9. Anonymous Coward

    I dinna get it!

    I played with Lego a lot when I was young, but I don't recall the lego sets having anything like a rifle butt or chainsaw component nor anything which could be co-erced into such. But then again as I toured the Queen Mary before she left Southampton for the last time in about the same timeframe things might have moved on a bit.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Similar thought to me then

      That didn't realy look like real Lego like the stuff I had as a kid. Then again Lego stopped being a bunch of bricks that required imagionation to make things many years ago.

      Most of the Lego kits sold these days are more like self assembly toys, with bespoke bits that only realy make one thing.

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      2. Joefish

        Perhaps one might ask, if the bits only ever make one thing,

        how someone with a bit of talent, skill and imagination has so obviously and successfully managed to make, as it were, something else?

  10. M H

    how long before...

    ...airport security ban passengers from taking lego bricks on board?

  11. Dave Barnhart

    Different definition

    I guess your definition of "really works" is different from mine.

  12. James Hughes 1


    But my god, there is about £500 worth of Lego there. Cheap it is not.

  13. LuMan

    Downvotes - and my bit!

    Strangely, every single post has a downvote. This one will possibly have one too, soon.

    Anyway, dickhead downvoters aside, I reckon this gun looks effing cool and the engineering prowess of the bloke who build it deserves a pint of best! More please.

    1. Anonymous Coward

      Re: Down-votes - and my bit!

      Noticed that too, was just evening up the positive side of votes :)

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      It's all the Playmobil fanbois.

      1. BorkedAgain

        Does anyone remember...

        ...Fischer Technik?

        Now that was proper stuff...

  14. Dave 150


    can he strip it down and rebuild it blindfolded?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      The title is missing a piece... it rolled under the couch.

      With enough practice, I think so.

  15. Doug Glass


    Pathetic wannabe building a toy gun to impress other pathetic wannabes. Just buy a squirt gun, at least you can get each other wet. Basements have water faucets right? Right. Better yet, get a girlfriend ... or boyfriend as the case may be.

    1. The Fuzzy Wotnot

      Ah diddums!

      Didn't Santy Claus bring you that LEGO Technic set you asked for when you were 12?

      Altogether now....ahhhhh!

    2. Chris Parsons Bronze badge


      but our cellars have taps.

    3. Tomato42

      Ya forget yer icon. There ya go!

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Give me six of these and 20 pounds of rubber band ammo...

    ...and I won't touch a computer for the entire weekend and go play outside. Promise.

  17. gb030104
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    I want one

    I wonder if we can get Lego to sell such a kit?

    1. Tomato42

      To the Bus! Let's enter the amazing world of corporate Intellectual Property, Trademarks and Copyright!

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